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BREAKING: Complexity achieves massive wins after EliGE assimilates teammates into hive mind-

"I am EliGEus of Borg. Resistance is futile."

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REPORT: Sticker delay caused by submission of clearly stolen artwork by multiple players to be used as “signatures”

Pictured: CacaNito’s attempt to use slightly modified Coca Cola logo as his signature, claiming it was his “literal handwriting”

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REPORT: Liquid seeking third EU player to play in much easier European RMR

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FalleN vs. coldzera AWP duel:

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PGL CS2 MAJOR - AMERICAS RMR - CS LEEKS FANTASY!!

Come play with us!

https://t.co/vMfl8pBV1p

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REPORT: Astralis temporarily remove stavn and jabbi amid Team Falcons interest

Astralis said in a statement, "After the RMR, stavn and jabbi initiated a push to replace blameF, which came unexpectedly to both blameF and Astralis's management team."

"The same day we decided to bench blameF from the starting lineup, stavn and jabbi communicated having made future plans with Falcons."

"We are open to discussing transfers to organizations with a professional approach and an understanding of our players’ market value."

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BREAKING: Astralis sign coach just in time for China Major

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REPORT: HLTV planning on having award show in mid-January. There has been absolute radio silence from the publication, who has tried hard to keep the event a complete secret.

An HLTV source said "it’s approaching Valve CS2 development levels of secrecy. There are strict NDAs in place which, if breached, would result in millions of dollars in damages owed."

CS Leeks gathered some initial community reactions to the report:
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🧵 SPECIAL REPORT from CS Leeks: The Story Of How Jame Saved Christmas 🎄

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a CS pro was stirring, not even from MOUZ.

A mysterious man, all dressed in red, entered the house and woke Jame from his bed.

From his suit to his boots, he looked very strange, yet gentle and kind and with warmth in his gaze.

The man was unloading many gifts from his sack, and as Jame kept on watching, he wanted a snack.

But as he opened the fridge, he was taken aback, there were no leftovers, and the pantry, it lacked.

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BREAKING: ZywOo gives girlfriend Christmas gift of dating world’s best CS2 player, n0rb3r7 thanks ZywOo for the opportunity

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REPORT: Team Spirit off to rocky start after major disagreement over which anime girl is best, magixx and sh1ro no longer on speaking terms

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BREAKING: Device sends Merry Christmas texts to ex-teammates:

To Buzz: It was my pleasure to play alongside you for those months in Astralis and see you grow so much as a player and a person. I wish you a very Merry Christmas and hit me up anytime you're looking to pug over the holidays. 👊 Talk to you soon!
-devve
P.S. check your trade offers 😉 🎄🎁

To b0RUP: merry christmas dude!🎅

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REPORT: Santa to deliver presents with cold hands this year after betting “Specialist Gloves: Fade” on Complexity to win ESL Challenger Atlanta 2023

“Ho-ho-ho I fucking hate North American Counter-Strike! Go fuck yourselves!”

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REPORT: m0NESY fails to beat “him” allegations, sentenced to minimum of 3 years as “that guy”

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BREAKING: Falcons apologizes to lauNX and mhL

“We're terribly sorry that we have to bring you back into the roster after we promised to kick you, but we assure you we're doing everything in our power to replace you as soon as possible.”

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REPORT: “Fake A then go B” strategy extremely successful against new Astralis roster comprised solely of rotators

“90% of the rounds where we run a fake against [Astralis] we end up walking into an empty bombsite and plant for free.”

“At this point I’m starting to think it’s not even worth scrimming against them.”

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BREAKING: CS Leeks uncovers the final chances Team Falcons players were given to prove themselves to Zonic 🧵

Zonic: “Each player was assigned a unique and equally difficult challenge to prove that they were ‘Team Falcons material.’ It turns out most of them weren’t.”

See the challenges below ⬇️

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BREAKING: device takes the “Tom Cruise lookalike” allegations too seriously and becomes “The Last Samurai”

The Danish star will be away from competition for the next 12 months while he completes a samurai training course he found online.

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REPORT: G2 not looking to sell m0NESY for ANY price, instead seeking trade with Saudi owners for petroleum and harem of brides

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REPORT: One or more CS2 team(s) to make roster changes between now and 2025 (per insider sources)