Lemuel Nightingale

Tech Journalist | A child whose father is God.

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@jayhemz https://t.co/lrhapiCh40

I made a video about it

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@RaenestHQ since I cannot DM, here is my complaint

8 days straight, I have been trying to create a business account but your system is not sending the requested OTP to my business email. Cc: @RaenestApp

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Haven’t fill gas in a while, small cooking today it finished.
I called my gas man, he said 1kg is 1700. Meaning my 12.5 is 21k+

It has been proven that firewood food is sweeter than gas. Safer than gas. And even cooks faster than gas.

Natural advocate 🔥✅

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@ARISEtv Pour me water🤣🤣

God, no journalist with reputation anymore. Giving coverage to stupid, foolish and idiotic gatherings

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This is not how algorithm should work.
I am not interested in any gangsta post.

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You are so petty @UnkleAyo 🤣🤣🤣

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

First Nigerian to go to the backyard of the Louvre in France 🇫🇷 🗼, and dance "Snake In The Monkey Shadow"

The Chinese government have asked me to come and replicate;

Very soon, First Nigerian on the Walls of China 🇨🇳

Please congratulate me guys. 🙏

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@talleyberrybaby So it can end up taking screenshots every 2 minutes

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@Smallmalik01 I did o

Bought Jig saw and Screwing machine earlier March

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Used my Easter holiday to start making mine after getting a price of 550k from a company.

Finished it on 11.04.26.
Aside the stress I went through, I spent a total of N234,800 to complete it. (Transport to buy materials included).

[Smallmalik @Smallmalik01]

Na this type I wan make walahi😭🙏
But it’s expensive

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election.

https://t.co/52SZEDFhrY

Good morning Nigerians.

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@the_Lawrenz This is what Nigeria power sector is trying to achieve. Maybe they are clearing the space that is why we don’t have light 😎

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@JamieBonkiewicz In summary: Turn your phone off and put it away

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At Adeola Odeku yesterday night, somebody’s father carrying what seem to be 2 rubber paint of rice in APC painted bag on his head, stood in my front proudly evangelizing “Tinubu for 2027”.

In his words “Oremi vote Tinubu next year- he must complete his 8 years”.

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I just invented a new word: Mouth-zippified 🤐

Meaning:
Speechless. No comment.

Example:
When I saw that post… I was mouth-zippified.

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@DAMIADENUGA @HerbertASH3 How about Eba and fufu with sour ekusi soup cos of no light?

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@REIGNS375 😎

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Since AI will be taking my Tech Job, I’ve ventured into DIY furniture o
🤣

Call me if you want a Sofa

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@dahviemaxi @Khanstillday Must be Jeremy Linch

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Don’t mention. Canada here I come

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

There’s a belief that if someone writes your name on snow abroad and you have never traveled abroad before, you will travel abroad.

Sounds most ridiculous but I have seen it work for many people.

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@oku_yungx There is a guy here that would have replied, “I am gutted”.