Conan Smeeth

Former expat that writes a travel post once in a blue moon. He/him. 🇺🇸🇹🇼

[Conan Smeeth @CSmeeth]

If you guys could do me a massive favor, check out my blog at https://t.co/1ETuC4DMKC. It'd mean a lot to me to have more views.

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@unicouniuni3 He looks like he's about to start a lecture about chicken

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Hit ten straight years (with extra days for the leap years) of @duolingo today, and it's such a wonderfully surreal feeling

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Folks, I’m thinking of just shaving my hair off and embracing baldness. My hair is receding like crazy and it’s been killing my confidence. Think I should just go for it?

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@unicouniuni3 He’s got a big head because he’s got a big brain

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@FelipeNzeroo @unicouniuni3 Nobody out Unis Uni the Hutt!

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@unicouniuni3 I like to think this is all part of his plan to steal more chicken

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@unicouniuni3 “Chicken? Chicken!” -Uni, probably

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@unicouniuni3 He's going to get Sora to help get more chicken

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It’s all fun and games until you have to pay import fees that are over half of your $140 order, thanks to dumb removal of the “no import fees for things under $800”

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@unicouniuni3 A bunch of chicken just shuddered in terror without knowing why

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@unicouniuni3 *the last thing a chicken sees

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@unicouniuni3 I’m guessing this was when Uni realized he could charge more chicken for his service

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Hello, 2026

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@unicouniuni3 Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? It’s time for Uni the big head good boy!

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Just had a call from a recruiter who:

-Thought my last name is my first name
-Got my last name wrong, to boot
-Didn't check to see if the experience level I had (in UX/UI design) matched the job's requirements

I just went through a roller coaster of emotions

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@unicouniuni3 @PedanticOyster Uni to the chicken: ”omae wa mou shindeiru“

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@unicouniuni3 “What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets” -Count Drac-uni, probably

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@unicouniuni3 I’ll give you my lunch money so you can buy your chicken

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@unicouniuni3 Here’s the annual posting of this