Purple

I’m Purple, Chief of Security on the Skeld. I’ll be doing my best to keep everyone safe, please do your part.

[Purple @CSOPurple]

// Welcome to my account! This will double as my introduction post, as well as a place where I can add important information over time.

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@WormGatherer Well. They’re not supposed to, not Heracles, at least… But, I’m sure they can understand me! That counts for something.

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@WormGatherer …This is true. I mean, I’d find it hard for anyone to really resist Blue…

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Oh my god it’s so over. If I swoon over Blue will they kill me.

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@WormGatherer Ugh… sure, sure, whatever you say Green…

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@WormGatherer I— what? Of course I do! I’m one of the only people here who’s actually trying to keep everything together! Unlike our *captain*.

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@WormGatherer Well I— Because they- They just— I have a hunch, okay?! Maybe if they knew what they were doing I wouldn’t be so suspicious…

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@WormGatherer Because I have my eye on you the… second most. Red more but still you. Watch it.

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@CEOofPaidIntern …Right. Noted.

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@Redscaptainbook Hold on aren’t you a handbook.

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@futurec4ptain …Oh. Right. — Well! That just makes my point stronger.

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@CEOofPaidIntern Um. You know, like, paid less than you should…

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@Failed_Upwards You are so unprofessional…

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@DoctorBlu3 Swoon — Ahem, as fine as I can, Blue. Good to see you. … Very good.

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@Failed_Upwards @MIRA_Compliance Dude.

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@nova_spacezz // Yes.

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@Failed_Upwards Absolutely Not.

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@OrangeFromHR I don’t believe this happened.