Spencer Sorrell

Faith Drives Me - Grace Sustains Me. Avid Traveler. Drummer. Foodie. Husband. Father.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@nicolaspratt @SwarmApp At CFA of all places! The Lord’s chicken!

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@illsingyourname This is absolutel lunacy; although not surprising given the current state of things. This child doesn't need a soft parent friend, much less a calming banana, they need loving care and discipline. What a world.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@drdrew @SAustinMarriott Yup. Happened to me at a Hilton property in Denver a few years ago.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

Immaculate Grid 98 4/9:

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[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@AlaskaAir - QX FA Corena (sp?) on 2242 was caring, friendly, and embodied the exemplary service that Alaska has been known for. Kudos to her!

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@AlaskaAir Coffee + Crater Lake Hazelnut Espresso Vodka + Five Farms Irish Cream

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

I read the 30 page FTX Bankruptcy court filing.

How bad were FTX's internal controls?

Here are the worst examples 👇

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Expose the algorithms, @elonmusk ALL of them!!!

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@Delta 1 hour prior to departure

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@CocaCola food show ongoing at World Congress Center through Tuesday. Your vending machines on multiple floors are dropping bottles inside the machines, failing to dispense purchased bottles, and the few that are, are warm. At this point I’d be happy with a Pepsi and Aquafina.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@SkyWestAirlines & @AlaskaAir Diandre on AS3360 deserves recognition for going above and beyond.

[Deendo @deendomusic]

Taco bell has a “district wide shortage” of hot sauce…times are tough

[Andrew Wilkinson @awilkinson]

The line between "busy person who writes really short emails" and "huge asshole" is very small.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@Caleb_IsArt I consider it the greatest temporal commitment, being immensely challenging, while equally refining and rewarding.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Meet Hansel Enmanuel — your new favorite basketball player

(via @swishcultures_)

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@poquithomas This is hilarious. And strikingly similar. My daughter was recently obsessed with this show and its 2013 sequel.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@HannahBo_Bannah If one is continually seeking to point out how their spouse fails to uphold their “end of the bargain,” I'm sure marriage would begin to feel like a drag. However, two individuals committed to self-sacrificial love of each other; there's nothing more refining & rewarding.

[Spencer Sorrell @CSSorrell]

@tomwassell In the morning when I wake, periodically throughout the day, and at bedtime with my daughter.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Middle America: Please help us survive these lockdowns

Congress: *sends $$ to study gender in Pakistan*

Middle America: ...but we’re literally starving

Congress: Awomen

[Jake Heaps @jtheaps9]

Seahawks are 12-4. Played the 1st, 3rd and 5th ranked defense to finish the last three games of the season. The sky isn’t falling.