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[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

@erika_hyman @News12LI I believe March 20th

[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

I literally don't even have time to be a living, breathing, human person anymore ... Sheesh.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

[National Geographic TV @NatGeoTV]

For most, Science Fair was a homework assignment. For these kids, it’s everything. Tickets at https://t.co/k36Tsh9wsZ

[The Cinegogue @TheCinegogue]

Jean-Luc Godard

[Harry @Hcooperr97]

Me checking my bank balance

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Knoxville tonight! Nashville tomorrow! Probably die the next day.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Knoxville tonight!

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Good knock. Looking forward to the rematch.

[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

How many college educated, grown ass adults does it take to decipher a calender on Outlook you ask? NOT ENOUGH, Yall are dumb as fucking rocks.

[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

Maybe I'm cranky because it's Monday, maybe I'm cranky because I fucking can't stand some of my coworkers ... Guess we'll never know 🤷🏻‍♀️

[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

I'm getting sent a trip for work in December where normally I'd be excited but now I'm like ... Ugh i have to work here until December? Kill me.

[👑 Farrah Moan @farrahrized]

A wise, 65 year old woman addicted to tanning once told me: “if u can’t tone it, tan it” and here I am

[TIME @TIME]

What salary should you ask for? Here's how to figure out what you're worth https://t.co/8ZhWE6UNxN

[Darren Meenan @DarrenJMeenan]

Dudes like you are part of the problem, Nino. Nothing like this should ever be expected.

[cнεℓsεα s†αяηα @CStarna]

"Come on in, ya broke mothafuckers"