ChriStedry

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of potatoes

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

When your headphones die on your flight so you listen to the lady in front of you complain about her husband to the woman next to her and your thought process is “Lady you and your husband both sound line horrible people”

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

To whatever voice in my head that keeps telling me to do bench dips to failure at the end of push day….fuck you

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Its hard to stay healthy when you walk out of the gym and are hit by a strong scent of chicken nuggets

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Sitting in my car in silence for 20 mins before going into my house hit different today

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

I just smacked my elbow and knee into two separate door frames…I am now starting a petition to make doors 4 ft wide normally instead of 3 ft

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

8hrs later I am finally getting off a plane in chicago

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

@halierosie You’re valid

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Every time I get on an airplane I am reminded that I am in fact not a normal sized human

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Another positive to moving out of downtown and into a house. I just got back from the gym, and while getting out of my truck it was silent…no cars, no horns, no trax. Just quiet. Now if only there were no other people

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

@halierosie Ill just lead to a sweet optimistic Tuesday morning

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

I love how people walk right through where you’re working out as if there aren’t clearly designed walking paths in the gym….like you realize I can throw this 55 at your head right

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Just spent like 6 hrs building the beginnings of a couple tables. I am irrationally happy right now

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

@NoahKahan Im gonna need you to keep collaborating with my favorite artists, the dopamine is flowing right now

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

She Calls Me Back (with Kacey Musgraves) out Oct. 6th https://t.co/7vpS5tmhvS

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Yeah i’m only 26. But am I also sitting on my front porch in a thunderstorm like a 60 yr old….yes yes I am

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

I need to travel with small people. I need a seat and a fucking half on airplanes just for my shoulders

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Thankfull I can sleep on planes. 3 hrs to Chicago was just like teleporting for me

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

I love thunderstorms

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Gatorade from the nipple just tasted better

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Sometimes I forget that im a giant. And then i see myself in the mirror next to normal sized people and go “oh right, fe fi fo fum motherfuckers”

[ChriStedry @CStedry]

Going to the gym at a different time but seeing the same people is ringing true today