Chris Stratton

Lawyered

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Lord, I've seen what you've done for others and I just want that for me (i.e. @Royals) too

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

The Marlins are the first team to enter a calendar month 8+ games under .500 and leave said month 6+ games over .500

h/t @EliasSports

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Welp, guess I'm needing to dust off Xbox...that is an insane choice for @PlayStation

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Halo: Campaign Evolved split screen on PS5: "both accounts will need to have PlayStation Plus and be linked to a Microsoft account. Having these active PlayStation Plus subscriptions will also provide access to online co-op play." https://t.co/sQTErUCn9I

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

If only the @Royals hadn't blown that game this would have never become a thing

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Want to join the movement? 🚫👕

Starting tonight, the upper right field bleachers at Busch Stadium will become a dedicated high-energy fan section, inspired by the Tarps Off atmosphere fans have brought to the ballpark.

Any fan in the ballpark, regardless of seat location, can join the fun. Shirts optional 😉

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I love him, but Salvy is 0-20 lifetime against this pitcher and you put him as DH!?! #FountainsUp

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Guess I'm going to cancel that MLB-TV free trial! #FountainsUp

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I'll take things that didn't happen for $1000 Alex

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I feel like this was made specifically for @MalloryRubin

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

This is embarrassing, really looking forward to the complete reboot at a ton of positions in the offseason #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I love how other teams don’t get the Jawaan Taylor flags #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Why is it a requirement for virtually all male referees to be bald?

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I keep seeing all of these defended passes, zero flags thrown…so frustrating #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

@geoffschwartz Not if you’re a Mizzou fan!

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I just can’t with these play calls, yes Mahomes is the best, but just hand the damn ball off on 3rd down please… #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

@vgregorian That FG looked very suspect, shocked no replay

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

YOU HAVE HARDY FOR A FUCKING REASON MIZZOU

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

@cdotharrison The plan was to do the absolutely bonehead thing, because Kirby has been in a banger all game 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

@MitchSchwartz71 We’re running under center too!!!

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Maybe get under center and run the damn ball a few times when you are on the 4 yard line 🙄 #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

I need someone much smarter than me to figure out why we kicked an onside there #ChiefsKingdom

[Chris Stratton @Cstrat00]

Are we not allowed to come up and pressure WRs on defense? Do we have to always play zone and/or give 10 yard cushions?? #ChiefsKingdom