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[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MEXICO SCORES THE FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP 🇲🇽

It's Julián Quiñones in the scoresheet!

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@bunnyboy182 @XephiroX @kyle4prezident Jew spotted

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

Jackson Holliday makes his stance clear:

“I think every night should be Bark in the Park. I don't think there should be any rules.”

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@BRWalkoff He heard it from his own fans 😭😭😭

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@TMZ NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

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@ESPNNBA Dude ain’t Kobe

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@ESPNNBA Can people be original just fucking once? Holy shit.

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@BishopIsaac10 @LilFlip827 @NBA Chalamets a real phaggot. Let’s be real.

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@NBA Phaggot

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@GrishamsStache @TalkinYanks He’s dogshit 😭

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@Yankees @Delta When do you guys inevitably implode? Before or during the playoffs? I can’t wait!

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@TalkinYanks Lifeless, emotionless. Like your baseball team!

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@TalkinYanks Gay

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@TalkinYanks Kid is so trash

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THE MOST COMMON PLAY IN ALL OF SPORTS… ANOTHER VOLP-E6 😭😭😭

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Bum!

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Juan Soto in June:

30 AB
3 H
1 RBI

He has more walks (4) than hits.

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

The ball was gone before the dad even finished saying thank you 😂

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HOW IN THE WORLD DID ANTHONY VOLPE6 MAKE THIS PLAY 🤯🤯🤯

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Dalton Rushing with a slide that hasn’t been legal for 10 years 😭

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THE GUARDIANS BROADCASTER JUST COOKED JAZZ’S ASS LMFAOOOOOO