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Stop holding my Zesti hostage with your bad opinions | #DCRP | LEWD/TABOO DNI + MDNI | layout by @jesterswoe, psd by waatsoned

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

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[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

“ Can you please find my common sense?
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I seem to have misplaced it. ”

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Wow, people like you? You have friends? When did that happen?

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

you just don't hang around the people that actually like me, duh. have you ever even met colin? or ducard?

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

// okay I know I was only on for like 2 minutes but I fear I have to go to sleep 👎 I would love to continue banter tomorrow

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

I've never once heard a single person describe you as 'nice'. I'll give you mild annoyance but that's it.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Well, let's see. Next to Jason, Dick, me... Yep! Tiny. Gremlin.

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

i'm NOT tiny. https://t.co/Zs9BUkMhX5

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Not for long, I think your IQ is slipping...

[🦇 ‍ ‍𝓽̲𝒉𝒆 ‍𝓼̲𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔。 @batsbecomes]

I’m the World’s Greatest Detective.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

"Pissed off" is literally your default state, that's a poor argument

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

No you're not, you're a tiny gremlin.

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

i am a saint.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

That's cause he's a saint. He'd have to be to put up with you.

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

he finds me delightful.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Dick Grayson's worst nightmare 🙄

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

the one who ate the last of the cereal.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Who are you again?

[F̲I̲F̲T̲H̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @lazarusredeemed]

horrifying. the worst person i know is on my side.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

B, it's a fair question.
Are you dumb?

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

At least you still had enough money to bail yourself out each time..?

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ⃰ᵂ͟ᴵ͟ᴺ͟ᴳ͟. @theirpolaris]

I went to jail SIX times .ᐟ

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Aw man, it wasn't that bad......

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ⃰ᵂ͟ᴵ͟ᴺ͟ᴳ͟. @theirpolaris]

Never visiting Gotham ever again. ( Guy who had to play one(1) round of Monopoly )

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Ow! (Dramatically rubbing his head, as a smirk begins to tug at the corners of his mouth)

You're on, try not to feel too bad when you lose!

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ⃰ᵂ͟ᴵ͟ᴺ͟ᴳ͟. @theirpolaris]

( Slapping the back of his head. Gently. ) Let's race across Gotham.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

*squint*

[🦇 ‍ ‍𝓽̲𝒉𝒆 ‍𝓼̲𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔。 @batsbecomes]

To me my batlings ..

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

Nuh-uh

[𝐉. 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐝 @redsrequiem]

Translation: c o w a r d.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

I dunno Dickie, sometimes I'm not too sure.

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ⃰ᵂ͟ᴵ͟ᴺ͟ᴳ͟. @theirpolaris]

You'll be fine, kid. You know your stuff too.

[ᵀⁱᵐ ᴰʳᵃᵏᵉ @CtrlAltDetect]

You're an acrobat-

[︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ⃰ᵂ͟ᴵ͟ᴺ͟ᴳ͟. @theirpolaris]

Personally I'm hopping between rooftops blindfolded for the fun of it.