Dwayne

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I have a $200 Codex sub btw. I'm sorry if I upset you.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

As promised, that bayou game I started building using @threejs inspired by the GTA 6 bayou scene is open source: https://t.co/RWwqkGUY3x has a living world and continues to grow. Alligators, missions, people fishing, other boats, day/night and more.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@whatRanjuSaid @AnthropicAI But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Today was my last day at @AnthropicAI.

I spent over a year working on Claude Code and strongly believed in the mission.

Unfortunately, during a routine refactor, Claude identified my position as redundant and eliminated it.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

I'm surprised PHP wasn't hacked sooner. The budget and team size is tiny. We brought this on ourselves. How is PHP not being supported by large companies that profit off it like @envato people tell smack about WordPress but it's one of the biggest sponsors.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@boneGPT I'm trying bro. Someone has to book the plane fare for me.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Just tried Kimi K3.1 and holy moly.

It built GTA 6, cured cancer and solved the housing crisis in a single prompt.

I've been crying for 40 minutes.

Anyway, does anyone know when Moonshot processes influencer invoices?

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@alpaysh @AnthropicAI Thank you brother. I'm just grateful the investigation didn't result in criminal charges. Wishing the team nothing but success.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@growing_daniel As a straight ally, I just want you to know that you are seen, you are loved, and your attraction to women is completely valid.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@aitorapps Facebook. It's an app I built for the Helix Stadium hardware which is almost 1 year in and doesn't have an official mobile app.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Hit 69 testers on my unreleased iOS app and 26 on my Android app. I've got a good feeling about it. Turns out most people use iOS, it's harder to find Android testers. Almost at 100 people testing, which is incredible.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@catalinmpit Especially popular in enterprise because of data controls.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@djcows Every king needs a crown or a bbq backpack
(that's your marketing slogan)

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@Dimillian We gotta do something about this @djcows

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

I thought OpenAI fixed this and yet it keeps on happening a lot today. You can't trust Codex to run overnight because it'll probably hit this and just stop.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@android_stern @AnthropicAI I think my extensive @CrowdStrike experience until they fired me in 2024 could be valuable for PHP. I've got some ideas.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@alpaysh That's why you never come for the king Alps.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@88888sAccount Is the ice cream machine broken?

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@thekitze I really wanted web components to win. So sad they didn't implement them properly. And by the time they fixed some of the issues it was too late.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@thekitze Crazy thing is with the price of ram it'll probably increase in value lmao