Dwayne

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I have a $200 Codex sub btw. I'm sorry if I upset you.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

As promised, that bayou game I started building using @threejs inspired by the GTA 6 bayou scene is open source: https://t.co/RWwqkGUY3x has a living world and continues to grow. Alligators, missions, people fishing, other boats, day/night and more.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Wtf is this ad? The longer you leave it in the better it feels.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@pcgamer Adoption for WiFi 7 is poor, most people don't care and now they've got WiFi 8? Most people aren't going to care.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@jasonkneen Astra ultra. Ezpz

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@darkestdollx You know it'll be a good site too

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Today was my last day at Fortinet.

I was responsible for reducing operational costs by outsourcing our security team.

I'm pleased to announce we achieved a 43% reduction in staffing costs and a 100% increase in people with access to our network.

[Australian Signals Directorate @ASDGovAu]

❗ ALERT ❗

We are aware of critical vulnerabilities across multiple Fortinet products. As a priority, individuals and organisations should apply available security updates. For further mitigation advice, read the full alert 👉 https://t.co/ZvG92JhTDN

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@WarrenInTheBuff Yo @sama hook my guy up. You owe me.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@thekitze Might be time for everyone to rotate all their numbers if this keeps up

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@Dexerto It'll be renamed H1.5 when the divorce is finalized and she takes half.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

1Password is all we have left.

If they fall, that's it. The internet is finished. Civilization collapses.

We'll have no choice but to go back to LastPass.

[1Password @1Password]

Today we announce 1Password for Agents platform, building with companies @Muse, SpaceX Super Intelligence Grok @Bot, @AnthropicAI’s @Claudeai, @OpenAI, @TownAI, @Browserbase, @Browser_use, @heydana_ai, Instinct, @usekernel, @Perplexity_ai, @tryramp, @Tomo, and @wajo_ai, with more integrations on the way. 🎉

We've heard from so many of our customers who want to use these new personal AI agents to help them get more done, but want more control over what the agent can access with the same trust and ease of use they get when using 1Password directly.

1Password for Agents gives your agents access without giving up your passwords. When an agent reaches a sign-in form, it requests a credential from your vault. If you approve the request, 1Password directly auto-fills the credential in the destination site so the agent can’t see or take possession of the credentials.

The agent gets the task done, but it doesn’t get your passwords..

You stay in control. 1Password for Agents free and optional for personal and family accounts. Unless you opt-in to an agent connector, agents cannot touch your vault.

➡️Learn more: https://t.co/KxDcCum2iE

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

God created the universe in six days.

On the seventh, He rested.

On the eighth, He decided to rewrite it in Rust.

On the ninth, a 19yo with an anime profile picture told Him He was using the borrow checker incorrectly.

And that's why God invented Hell.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@Dimillian You can tell it's GPT UI though. It's better than it used to be. But it's still too text heavy and rigid, too gridded. The same green it likes to use, same fonts. The taste still needs a lot of work. Not every design is a perfectly aligned 12 col grid. Please make them fix it.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@SledgeDev Birds next. Weaponized birds.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@jurlycat

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@djcows I think it needs a longer transition leading up to the key change bro. Ease into it a little more.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@88888sAccount Brisbane is the only place where you can dress like a 1980s Wall Street executive and arrive at your meeting looking like you've just been rescued from a flooded mine.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@iamJonasB @Railway This is the way. Might moonlight as an unlicensed plumber too.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

Today was my last day at @Railway

I was responsible for keeping everyone's environment variables safe.

Unfortunately, there was a minor incident involving customer secrets (including encrypted ones) falling into the hands of an attacker.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@cheatyyyy You want to grep some files? I need to see your papers.

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@SledgeDev @trashpandaemoji Time to bring in the venture capitalists bro. You've found product market fit

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

@pubity I disagree. Watching a 23yo Sheldon get radicalized by Joe Rogan and start a podcast about seed oils would have been the natural evolution of the character. Missed opportunity

[Dwayne @CtrlAltDwayne]

We're watching the world's largest corporations play Factorio in real life and somehow none of them have unlocked electricity lmao. Skill issue @JeffBezos

[Pubity @pubity]

Amazon is sitting on billions of dollars worth of AI chips they can't even use.

Their data centers don't have enough power to properly use all the chips they bought, so they spent billions to buy chips that are sitting in a warehouse doing nothing.