Bry with a Y

When your brain doesn’t work, trust your hands. -John Roderick

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

@RealGrumpyCat "Could you guys keep it down?"
—Fido

[Tucker @tucker_comedy]

Here are the rules: I get two and a half months to respond to a text but you must reply within 30 minutes or I call the police

[Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech]

don't you hate it when you can't find that one charging cable?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

PLEASE STAY HOME SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY.

PLEASE.

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

I'd like to think Tommy Lasorda is bellied-up to an upsettingly long bar in the sky, next to Harry Carey, enjoying an ice...cold...Budweiser! before the opening pitch.
#gododgers #cubswin

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

@RealGrumpyCat "Could you guys keep it down?"
—Fido

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

@regularcars That there's a 70-71 'cuda!

[Paul McLeod @pdmcleod]

Trump calls BuzzFeed a “failing pile of garbage” which is wildly unfair as we are a succeeding pile of garbage.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Anderson Cooper: "THAT is sexual assault." 🔥
Trump: No, it's locker room talk

[Christopher Rice/ C. Travis Rice @chrisricewriter]

Checking in with social media to see who appears to be having a better life than me so I can dismiss them as soulless and opportunistic.

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

Guy who invented slotted screws & convinced ppl to use them: I hate you. My bloody knuckles & I are coming to find yer ass in the afterlife.

[Keith Humphreys @KeithNHumphreys]

After Trump's penis claim, my thoughts and prayers are totally with the folks at Washington Post fact checker. @GlennKesslerWP @_cingraham

[Daryl Banner @DarylBanner]

Enjoy this #BeautifulDead trailer I made featuring original music from the soundtrack. RT RT ► https://t.co/sM5xE2DccC #Kindle #newrelease

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

@DarylBanner Björktember-fest 2015!

[Daryl Banner @DarylBanner]

RT if you believe everyone is beautiful. https://t.co/NkIOLZx9iJ #8bit #nintendo #chiptune #christinaaguilera

[Daryl Banner @DarylBanner]

Outlier: Legacy is coming soon. Join the rebellion: #KindleUnlimited #mmromance #dystopian ► http://t.co/InhUPmKsAh

[Bry with a Y @CtrlAltElite]

Dear student loans, https://t.co/GFqNYQtRWW