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@YUGEBOLZ Translation: I have the world’s smallest balls. Very tiny!

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@henrydsimon @DavidPollackUSA You can make your own fertilizer. It’s call shit.

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@JosephFordCotto Translation: Dr Cotto is a p3d0.

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@SaraHermanw0 Translation: that’s how my party works. I assume all republicans think like me.

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@SarahIronside6 …

You know he isn’t dead. You can still see him or write him a nice note or something.

You don’t have to leave him for dead in the retirement home.

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@sanskarstine Let’s do the reverse on that….

That would be bigoted language. Congratulations, you are a bigot too.

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@themagaking Translation: I actually ran into a pole and that’s where I got my numbers.

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@___TheGOOdWitch And your lack of religious beliefs should also not dictate how people live their lives.

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@KarolinethePoet @JoeySalads Translation: I am a dog who has bladder control issues

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@JoeySalads Translation: I have defected to the Democrat party.

Literally, you’re doing what they did. It makes you just as bad as them if not worse.

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@michellmybell1 If anyone in the male community kills their young children and claims it’s due to erectile dysfunction…

That man is banished from manhood and we shall hang him to expel him.

That’s the difference. When males fuck up that bad. If the justice system fails…he dead to us.

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@iflingpoohere @radioFreeMI @esjesjesj Found the retard

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@iflingpoohere @rustbeltmaga @esjesjesj You obviously must have loved Stalin and Lennon. Same with Mao Zedong and Fidel Castro.

Bad is bad no matter who. Fuck Nazis and Fuck Communism both. Both are shit ideal systems that need to die.

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@esjesjesj I’m sorry I’m not drunk and turded enough to understand your logic.

Just for the record communism is responsible for around 100 million deaths worldwide which is the same amount Nazi Germany had with war plus concentration camps. Both are legit bad.

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@DaizyZeeX And grapists should be taken by the state to be unalived for all to see.

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@DaizyZeeX And they should be executed

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@itsnwts Hot Take: putting toilet paper on the list and not putting what kind is the display of lack of communication.

The expectation should not be for our spouses to read our minds (goes for women and men).

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@SaraHermanw0 I’m glad you were born yesterday and haven’t learned about presidents past 2021. It’s probably for your own good.

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@BrysonGray The commenter is turded. You never go full turded.

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@BuckeyeAndBlue @Neile_Adams @harryjsisson Funny considering his post originated from the US and you have yours locked down.