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@MarktMatts Great! I got an amazing idea! We blame the Lindsay Clancey murders on him.

This is why saying blanket statements like this shows you lack depth and nunance to the algorithm.

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@MarktMatts @JupiterSassy1 Let’s add Pelosi, Graham….

One more thing while mentioning Graham; we need a nepotism clause now too.

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@Mayoisspicyy Surprisingly, neither MAGA or Liberals are the worst cults. Loom up The Children of God.

Nothing beats that.

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@PeakOfTruth @JosephFordCotto Why would he wanna protect the p3d0 class? It’s pretty straight forward to me. He is one himself.

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@JosephFordCotto Translation: Dr. Cotto is on the Epstein List

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@hutchinson They have gone full turded.

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@JosephFordCotto Translation: Dr. Cotto is on the Epstein List

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@YUGEBOLZ Translation: I have the world’s smallest balls. Very tiny!

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@henrydsimon @DavidPollackUSA You can make your own fertilizer. It’s call shit.

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@JosephFordCotto Translation: Dr Cotto is a p3d0.

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@SaraHermanw0 Translation: that’s how my party works. I assume all republicans think like me.

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@SarahIronside6 …

You know he isn’t dead. You can still see him or write him a nice note or something.

You don’t have to leave him for dead in the retirement home.

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@sanskarstine Let’s do the reverse on that….

That would be bigoted language. Congratulations, you are a bigot too.

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@themagaking Translation: I actually ran into a pole and that’s where I got my numbers.

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@___TheGOOdWitch And your lack of religious beliefs should also not dictate how people live their lives.

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@KarolinethePoet @JoeySalads Translation: I am a dog who has bladder control issues

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@JoeySalads Translation: I have defected to the Democrat party.

Literally, you’re doing what they did. It makes you just as bad as them if not worse.

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@michellmybell1 If anyone in the male community kills their young children and claims it’s due to erectile dysfunction…

That man is banished from manhood and we shall hang him to expel him.

That’s the difference. When males fuck up that bad. If the justice system fails…he dead to us.

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@iflingpoohere @radioFreeMI @esjesjesj Found the retard

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@iflingpoohere @rustbeltmaga @esjesjesj You obviously must have loved Stalin and Lennon. Same with Mao Zedong and Fidel Castro.

Bad is bad no matter who. Fuck Nazis and Fuck Communism both. Both are shit ideal systems that need to die.