Luke Lynch

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[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

"I want to have sex with that belt; I HAVE HAD SEX WITH THAT BELT." -@AdamTheBlampied, "10 Fascinating Facts About #WrestleMania14"

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@TubfrogYoutube Hey, I'd like to join the Discord and stuff--can I get an invite link? Says the one on your YT profile is invalid.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@cri1kersightz All of these replies and not one of them mentioning how the game actively, severely punishes you for DRIFTING.

You know.

THE THING THAT MADE MARIO KART MARIO KART.

The good news is that this is my only real issue with the game--I have no interest in online play beyond friends.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

I had an accidental mini-story arc with @CodyRhodes in 2017.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Name a piece of wrestling lore about yourself.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@TheWARmonger_ Wait, Matt Tuiasosopo? The guy who turned Mike Blowers into a prophet back in the late 00's?

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@WWE SENOR PENTA!!

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AND THOSE OTHER TWO IDIOTS AT #WrestleMania

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@GrappleClips I was there for this! That's me with the INKsanity shirt in the front row! Cody flipped me off that night and I got him back at the tapings the next day!

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

TOOK OVER TEN YEARS AND A TRIP OUT OF STATE BUT BY GOD I FINALLY FOUND A PLACE THAT SELLS @steveaustinBSR's BEERS! TIME FOR A BIG SWIG FOR THE WORKING FOLK!

#ElSegundoBrewingCompany #BrokenSkull #OhHellYeah #Austin316

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

I am under no delusion that this is anything other than a stomach-churning, knife-twisting non-choice.

But this year, more than any other...

...Apathy is death.

Go vote.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@lucahjin Get Mai Tais.

Don't stop drinking.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@amylou11987

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

So apparently the most mysterious song on the internet has finally been identified as "Subways of Your Mind" by FEX.

Excuse me while I do a deep dive into this band.

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

Can we get a bit of boosting help @Linkara19?

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@JHebertSide95 now give broken dreams back to drew you cowards

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

So last night I watched part 3 of "REFORM!" by @jon_bois.

Another banger in a long line thereof.

While I am not in a position to afford a #SecretBase Pay🌴On sub, I have to say:

I cannot wait for the #PrettyGood about #IndependenceDay's Albert Nimziki.😁😁

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@AquaShiva Missed strem yesterday, so I say now:

It birthmas

Merr birthmas

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@TiffanyMayCry Any chance of some help spreading the word? She's so close to being out of the woods. Even 25 pounds would be a godsend right now.

[Amylou @amylou11987]

Im so sorry to ask this but im struggling super hard to get food especially after the bailiff drama if anyone can help even little my PP is https://t.co/RC98C4vYAk

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@Linkara19 @ProtonJon Can we get some help spreading the word for this one? She's nearly out of the woods.

[Amylou @amylou11987]

Im so sosor ry to have to ask especially helped me before im still SO thankful for that but I just need one final push to get her enough food to get to the other side if anyone wants to (sorry if this seems all over the place im runnin a fever) https://t.co/RC98C4vYAk

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

Duck-billed platypus: Exists

This guy:

[Luke Lynch @CTroop19]

@Lost_CapriSun GODDAMN TIM YOU WENT FOR THE JUGULAR JEEZUM CROW