C.T. Walsh

Dad, husband, author of Middle School Mayhem series. Life Mission: To build an empire on fart jokes & sarcasm. Nemesis of Brad Cooper. He knows what he did.

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It's all about perception.

#problems #challenges #opportunities

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Sure, I sometimes question my parenting, but to be honest, sometimes I question my kids childrening.

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So true...

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Well said.

#Books #AmWriting

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He certainly accomplished the assignment.

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Learning expands the mind.

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This is how you stop the drug epidemic.

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Take control or someone else will.

#Dreams #CarpeDiem

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One of my faves...

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This is kinda funny.

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Our only limits are our minds.

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Daughter: Dad, how does the Kool-Aid man break through the wall? He's made of glass.
Me: It's one of life's great mysteries.
Daughter: I need to ask him. Can you get his email address?
Me: I'll get right on that.

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Milk. It does a body good. Happy cow appreciation day!

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I don't know why I make beating the GPS' estimated time my life's mission every time I'm in the car.

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Unfortunately, people spend too much on reputation and not enough on character.

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Get your geek on! It's national embrace your geekiness day. For me, it's a day.

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Couldn't agree more...

#Books

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My son jumps out of a ten-foot high tree house and is totally fine. I just sneezed and I think I need a chiropractor. STAT.

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Our minds are often the only thing that stops us from succeeding.

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Daughter: What's for dinner?
Wife: We're having cauliflower-crusted pizza for dinner.
Daughter: That's probably not going to get you any five-star reviews.