Silver Bullet Actual

Just a dude tryin’ to make it

[Silver Bullet Actual @CTX_Made]

Been playing golf for about a year now inconsistently, but I shot my first Sub 90 in a tournament today and I’m super happy

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

[♰ @reeceollld]

nasty nigga really ordered hot chocolate & fish in the morning

[🇺🇸🦅☠︎︎ the great value aldo raine ♘ @rev3_s]

Fuck you dawg all of Congress makes 100k more than the average American fuckin steak too juicy lobster too buttery.

The average American is struggling to buy food and gas and you’re crying about $175k/y

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

[David @dqveed]

"I was just following orders" was rejected as a defence at the Nuremberg trials by the way

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

Runs in the family I guess

[𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 ™️ #KaydaFC #SincereFC @Cwashere_]

I’ve been crying at this post for the past 12 hours man

[𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐 @budweiserbreath]

Texas Coalition for Animal Protection. $55-$65 for dogs, $35-$45 for cats. Spayed or neutered. Not to mention their affordable vaccines, free services for high-intake areas, mobile pop ups, etc. Please take care of your pets!! There’s no excuse.

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

Japanese bros, did I do it right?

[🇺🇸🦅☠︎︎ the great value aldo raine ♘ @rev3_s]

Brother if I have to get out of bed for incoming I’m not putting pants on, silkies at most

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Incredible things happening on the timeline lmfao

[lain @prfctsweetie]

what did I do in a past life to attract the horrible men that I attract in this life. Why am I being ACCOSTED by a man dropping hard R’s at my black friend and telling me that his dick doesn’t work but he’ll still fuck me and SHOWING ME some kind of contraption for it

[𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 ☆ @barbiebrookeecc]

I like mint chocolate chip ice cream and I eat ass

[Silver Bullet Actual @CTX_Made]

Being introduced to Love is Blind and I have never seen more shallow intimacy in my life.

[SEC Unfiltered @SECUnfiltered]

Texas putting BELT TO ASS in Austin.

[slothy @slothy_420]

gun to your head name a fish

[Silver Bullet Actual @CTX_Made]

Might restart Fleabag so I can feel something again.