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The only thing i've learned so far this semester is how to be poor

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When you have so much to do that you just decide to lay on the floor for a long time

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How the hell did I wake up at 7am every day in high school

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Writing "sorry" at the bottom of your math test

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I can't decide if I'm worse at relationships or parallel parking.

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I just want someone to look at me the way I look at Pizza.

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As soon as you think "maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow" you've already lost

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1. Become a college professor
2. Write a book
3. Make it a required text for your students
4. Roll around in cash and student tears

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I swear March lasted for like 3 minutes

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Current status: poor college student

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College will have you doing really weird stuff like setting an alarm for a 13 minute nap

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I refuse to open snapchat videos in public because I do not trust my friends at all

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I'll take pizza over a Spring Break body any day of the week

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I'm not emotionally ready for monday morning

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Hangovers almost make me want to quit drinking....almost.

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I'll take a McAnything when I'm drunk

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What is it like to not be tired i can’t remember

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The definition of a rude awakening is realizing your phone was plugged in all night but the charger was not.

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I procrastinate so much I even procrastinate going to sleep

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