Dogmeat

SeasonedSoul

BajanBlendwithRicanGarnish

Artist of foods n flavors n funnies
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[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Cuz I've been up for an hour hungry asf

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Took the weekend off to make more bank with another job.

Told my main spot I'm on a sick ting.

The owners walk right past me on the busiest street in the city and spot me.

What the fuck is life.

I get the term "wanna crawl in a hole"

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Traffic is a perfect patience builder.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Ugly macomagic bowl

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

On a lighthearted note.....We are currently living in the hardest part of some future kids history exam.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Upset about losing sleep.

BUT MY LIFE IS LITERALLY POURING BACK INTO ME ITS TIME TO REALLY SHINE NOW MFS.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Thought full moon effects wore off....not after the text I got last night lmao TF

[America Red Voice 🇺🇸 @AmericaRedVoice]

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

What's your response to Ted Lieu......??👀

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Modern women obsession with "soft life" and "princess treatment" has made a whole generation of women completely blind to the brutal reality of what it actually takes for a man to provide that.

You are demanding a man be endlessly romantic, available 24/7, and constantly planning aesthetic dates, while he is literally in the trenches fighting a ruthless economy to build the very empire you want to rest in.
​You cannot demand the spoils of war and then complain that the soldier is too tired to entertain you when he finally gets home. We want the absolute financial security of a conqueror, but we expect him to have the carefree personality and infinite free time of a golden retriever. A man cannot simultaneously be at peace and at war. If he is building your fortress, you have to give him the grace to be exhausted

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Universe, how long before people stop acting like pricks again. The full moon is finished no? Let's get some real energy in this mf.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Niggas be bringing my own food since day one. But we butthurt bout a tablespoon of hemp.

[Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_]

new genre just dropped:

mumble rap + boom bap = mumble bap

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

The resto owners where I work ain't got no gaddamn heart.

Like something is sitting up the stick up they asses recently.

I threw a tablespoon of hemp seeds on my fruits yesterday and the whole restaurant got a memo about taking stuff and not paying for it.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Extra fed up of mfs making "jokes" and then cause you ain't laugh tryna tell you, "You must be in a serious time in your life". Nah nigga your jokes are weak asf. Your sense of humor is broken.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Woke up and realised Scantlebury was basically the shine sprite in my dream last night. Felt safe being round that nigga even though nothing wild was going down.

During weed breaks my dreams get SOOOOOO vivid man shoutout to REM fr.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Honestly I'm blessed I understand macronutrients. I haven't eaten a home cooked meal since xmas. The mental, n physical still feel righteous.

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

I'd highkey rather be at work than laying here but rest was on the back burner for too long s/o to my boss

[Dogmeat @Cu_pidd]

Whoever got me sick I hope it rains on yo birthday

[𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝕆ℕ ℙ𝕌ℝℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼 🆘 🇺🇸 @freepeeper]

Prove him wrong. I’ll wait.

[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

🚨 Woman experiences ontological shock over the Epstein files

"I am confused on why we are still watching the Grammy's and watching the Super Bowl.

No one is angry enough, those are babies and children."

[່ @DRaps04]

Fawk this is even colder now that they’re both All Stars