Neil McEwan

Actually, I'm not better than that.

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@Mid_LifeBassist @katebevan People on My Space?

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@Mid_LifeBassist @mharoldpage @MartinLennon I think bottom row on the left. Or at least something very similar.

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@Mid_LifeBassist In the words of Shaggy. 'It wasn't me.'

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@Mid_LifeBassist https://t.co/GgKKb5qfiB

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@Mid_LifeBassist @lokiscottishrap That's what did for me. That and all the feckin singing. Shut the hell up you hairy-footed backpackers.

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@Mid_LifeBassist @Sennheiser Something seems to have gone wrong with your previous post. I think you were trying to say 55th birthday. 🥳🎂

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@Mid_LifeBassist It reminds me of the friend of my brother-in-law in Canada who said "I only used my snowblower last year to clean out my back alley." I sniggered all over my Tim Hortons.

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@Mid_LifeBassist "Are you sure you're a qualified acupuncturist."

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@Mid_LifeBassist @lokiscottishrap Weird. I was saying that very thing to myself in the mirror this morning.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Why can't it be both. It's just a matter of timing (the secret of great comedy)

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@Mid_LifeBassist @cocteautriplets Merry Christmas

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@Mid_LifeBassist Yes. Then wait an hour an repeat the process.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Thanks. Nothing says 55 more than a frowning wrinkly pussy...cat.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Caffeine suppositories. It's the future.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Urine scented tweeds and whisky breath.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Having just watched a documentary on Hipgnosis it looks like a rejected Pink Floyd cover. 'The delicate sound of puddles'

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@Mid_LifeBassist Yeah. They're a terrible band. I saw them supporting the Cramps in 1989.

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@Mid_LifeBassist Tis indeed

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@Mid_LifeBassist You should call him Issac - Issac Newty-Thing.