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Random Cubs shitpost.

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Wassup

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Wassup

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ya motha

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HOT TAKE! Jharel Cotton > Trout imo.

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You just can't hate Kyle Schwarber

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Rochelle was an EF-5

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Jon Lester bobblehead stocks just went up 128% in value.

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Kyle Ryan is the best player on this team.

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David Bote for MVP

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HOT TAKE! Jason Heyward > Trout imo.

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Kris Bryant for MVP

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Alec Mills bobblehead stocks just went up 128% in value.

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Jharel Cotton. That's it. That's the whole tweet.

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Jon Lester's motha

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Trevor Megill. That's it. That's the whole tweet.

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HOT TAKE! Victor Caratini > Trout imo.

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Wassup

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HOT TAKE! Craig Kimbrel > Trout imo.

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'When you're Happ-Ian you know it' - Jack

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Rochelle wasn't an EF-5

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Kyle Hendricks should just go St. Louis if he's gonna act like this.