Frank Manley

Detroit sports, distinguished attorney, and recently divorced. #SharksWin #idoNOTplay #OnePride #LGRW

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Starbucks has mastered microwaveable food.

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Am I fucking missing something here?? Did three guys not jump and Pi on jameo

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Not my worst night

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[unedited version of Miracle]

(herb is in the den of his home which is currently serving as a film room for his studies on hockey game footage. He has his glasses on, notebook and pen in hand. He's hyper focused on game film of the soviet hockey team)

*his wife, Pattie, opens the door*

Pattie: Herb, are you gonna come to bed?
*herb doesn't acknowledge her whatsoever*

Pattie: HERB! Are you gonna come to bed?
*herb turns his head towards pattie*

Herb: Pattie. Not now. We have to figure out how the soviets are playing east to west hockey.

Pattie: Herb. Come on. Bed. Now.
*herb gets absolutely fucking pissed. Like, fuckin livid. He rips his glasses off his face*

Herb: Pattie for fucks sake just give me an hour I need to do this jesus christ I'm trying to win a gold medal in the god damn olypics I mean jimminey crickets what the hell

Pattie: Herb shut the fuck up and just come to bed. I'll do that thing with your balls that you like
*Herb calms down*

Herb: which balls thing. the thing you did at our honeymoon in bermuda or the one in the backseat of the taxi when we were in new orleans for mardi gras?

Pattie: Bermuda.

*herb glares off to the side in a blank stare, in deep thought. He looks back at pattie*

Herb: pattie i really want this gold medal

Pattie: are you gay?

Herb: what? no, what the fuck. I want to win this gold medal how is that gay, get the fuck out of here

*pattie leaves, slamming the door shut*

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Great to meet these fucking #legends at the tigers game! #sharkswin #tigerswin

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Holy fuck happy Gilmore 2 sucks

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

I think it’s Joey Chestnut’s personality that I love so much. Fuck, what a champion.

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

@DickSwett13 As a shark, I am incapable of losing.

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

#NewProfilePic

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Oh shit @IRIran_Military

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Avelo Airlines flight crew is full of absolute 10’s. Like actual rockets. We could be onto something here boys.

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Three crowned THIS guy.. ya I’m back

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

@DickSwett13 Smells like Rick Shaw influence

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

I’m thinking about catching this Minecraft movie in theaters.
Do I?
a)Smoke all the weed in the world
b)Eat all the shrooms in the world
c)Both a and b
d)kms

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

@DickSwett13 Actually sounds unreal

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

Casually dropping that I played pong with Matt Stafford in high school whenever he comes up in conversation is all I have going for me.

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

@1Mvvoit I touched bag with this lad in the skeeps solo stall! Ride on Mitch!

[Frank Manley @CuckFinn420]

This is the worst big ten championship of all time