Me: Roj raat ko kahan jati ho maa, night duty karti ho kya?
Maa: Business karti hoon. Atmanirbhar nari hoon.
Me: Kaunsa business maa?
Maa: Chota sa "hole" sale ka business hai Beta.
Note: Nari-Shakti ko pehchaniye, Atmanirbhar baniye.
#mommylonglegs#momlife@CuckManoj
Mom : Mere hath mein jadu hai 2 inch ki chiz thama do usay mai 6 inch ki kar deti hoon
Me : Lauda
Mom : Beta mai chapati ki baat karri tere sudharne ki koi ummeed nai hai
Me: Sabko apni nangi chuchiyan kyu dikhati ho?
Mom : Tavva garam karti hoon ki log chapati daal sake
#Mom
Meri Maa ne mujhe bigaad ke rakh diya hai. Galati meri Maa ki nahi, khusoor uske kamuk badan ka hai.
Mai : May i kiss you Mom
Mom : Mai pregnant ho gayi toh
Mai : Sirf kiss se kaise Mom
Mom : Beta mai ek baar shuru ho gayi toh khud ki bhi nahi sunti.
#Mom#Motherwell@CuckManoj
Kapde badalti hui sagi Maa ko dekhne mein jo maja hai vo maja porn dekhne mein nahi hai. Meri Maa ki moti mulayam chuchiyan, goal gehri nabhi, charbidaar naram nanga pait dekhte huae muth maarne mein mujhe maja aata hai.
#Mom#Mother@CuckManoj