Erin Morris

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog Same goes with WW2 books. Every time I want to read historical fiction, 80% of the books are WW2-based. An interesting time period but let’s learn about something else.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog Married for 10 years. I think it’s fine to have opposite-sex acquaintances. People you’re friendly with, chit chat with, could call on the phone if you had a quick question. I don’t think anyone married should have an opposite-sex friendship.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog Be careful out there, Matt. You are also the voice of a generation.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog On our first date, my husband asked me how I felt about global warming and gay marriage. It made for interesting conversation, I wasn’t offended (because I’m a normal person), and let us both know where our common ground was.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@AlissaWalsh21 @MattWalshBlog This is the exact level of trolling I expected when following this account. Thank you for not disappointing.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog Everyone knows that kids are the best part of weddings. Ever seen a 4 year old boy on the dance floor? Glorious. Why would you want to exclude this??

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog I took my kids to see this last week. The highlight for me was the end when my daughter started absolutely sobbing because the bad guy died. Funniest thing to happen in awhile.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@ZacharyLevi Well said. The majority of us aren’t following Trump because we think he’s an infallible human, he’s not. But we believe he is our best chance at getting rid of the corruption and dishonesty that is so obvious. Thanks for taking a stand, you’ll always be a favorite of mine.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@ewahlwriting This is really well thought out. I frequently tell my husband that sex is so much more mental than physical for me. But even when I may not be in the mood, I love making him happy and feeling close to him.

[Ena Gill @JaiShreeRam90]

@atensnut Dan prefers that you do not share this post, which has now been deleted. Therefore, you should refrain from doing so.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@AlissaWalsh21 @MattWalshBlog You guys are adorable. And so are the skinny jeans.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog What nobody is talking about is the real depressing issue here: his mustache.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog 10 seconds is a generous guess but RIP to the flavor of my youth.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog That was the greatest performance I’ve ever seen.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

Just my opinion, but Tom Bergeron would be a fantastic replacement for @patsajak

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@PiersUncensored @benshapiro @piersmorgan @TalkTV Agree or disagree, it was refreshing to see two people on opposite sides of an opinion be able to discuss it without name calling or finger pointing.

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@MattWalshBlog I think the point is more that men are generally hardwired to want to provide for their families, coming home to a wife and family who are happy to see them who have maintained the home throughout the day. Frequently, the wive’s duties include cooking because she is the homemaker

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

A big thank you to @DavidBHayter at the @FANEXPONOLA today! He was so kind to my son and absolutely made his day. It’s hard to make a 14 year old happy but he’s over the moon. Thanks for being awesome!

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@AlissaWalsh21 @MattWalshBlog Was it to John’s Crazy Socks? My husband had an 18 month subscription that I recently ended because we will now need a separate room just for his socks. You only have two feet. How many socks does one man need, I ask you!

[Erin Morris @Cucumberish]

@Teleclashter Listening to your own voice is one of the biggest mistakes you can make in life. I worked in radio for a few years and every time I caught myself on air, I was mortified. You sound just fine.