PadookITK

The man in the know. Up and coming Sports Marketing Consultant chasing the American Dream. Keeping you up to date with your latest transfer stories. #madeit

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Start of transfer window = back in work!

Breaking news that Guardiola leaving Bayern according to my sources! #ITK

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

@JamieWagman1 hahah AGH this reminds me of my reaction I got lucky in Zante 2012. Good times. https://t.co/lG3SVjbiig

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"The greatest reaction anyone has ever had to anything... Ever"

[Leeds Universities Jewish Society (JSoc) @Leeds_JSoc]

Here is the link, please vote NO to the twinning with Al Qud University.
#noquds #saynototerror
https://t.co/muie0hmbxV

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Anyone going Sainsburys? Dying for a Diet Coke #leedsjsocelects

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

@SkyBet Great news.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

@SkyBet Can I have odds on Berahino to score first, Aguero to score last, zabaleta and lescott both to be carded. #RequestABet

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

I hear that De Gea to Madrid is OFF.

Failed medical due to being diagnosed w/ tonsillitis, nonexistent glandular fever & a wet vagina.
#ITK

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

With the season ending and finishing Uni for the year.

This means one thing:

The transfer window reopens.

Which means:

I'm back.

#ITK

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

..I leave my beloved Headingley campus, where I spend on average 37 minutes each week.

I am Padook,
and I will, and always will be,
ITK.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

I had it on good authority that employment equated to no personal Twitter account, and I could not do that to my fans, nor could... (3)

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

..fully unleash my potential at this current time. Therefore I have decided to continue my Sports Marketing degree at @leedsbeckett (2)

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

After reviewing the 12 job offers that I received via my LinkedIn profile, I have decided that full employment would not allow me to.. (1)

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Big news coming up: stay tuned.

#ITK.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Exclusive: My LinkedIn profile has given me 12 new sports job offers this week. More to follow.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.

Don't go against a man ITK.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

I've followed Israeli politics for many years now. I can predict outcome of tomorrows election - a coalition.
Don't ask how I know, I'm ITK.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

No I have not fingered her for those of you asking.

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

Despite not being in the biz anymore, I'm still in with my sources. Im ITK with the girl Adam Johnson slept with. Cannot reveal names ATM.

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

@AJDavies2 Hi Adam, drop us a DM with your contact number, we have some good news...

[PadookITK @CukierITK]

The Zante boys, the brudenell badgers, the Cohen family in Barbados, Shelley and Grandmere for all their help in bringing you exclusive news