Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿

[Kawsar @Kawsar_Ai]

During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?”

USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@KenyaAirways @KQSupport kindly check your DM and assist.

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@imbankke And you stop ignoring my DM. 24hrs later and you are not helping to resolve my issue

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@KenyaPower_Care mlisema you'll never address issue ya blackout kwetu 2 months tuko kwa giza na mko tu sawa 🙄

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@KenyaPower_Care This where KP draws the line responding to DMs only when convenient? For 2months, we have been without electricity,& you have ignored my emails& dms the entire time. If restoring power is impossible, at least communicate this clearly so we can seek alternative solutions

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@RobertAlai Inaumaaa lakini itabidi mzoeee

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@ntvkenya Conman

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

This is actually an expansion of what was reported in the news. It’s like saying they reported I wanted to cut your legs only but you are correct the reporting that you want to cut the legs plus the hands.

When you people are done with Kenyans, the only people with money will be those worship in Sugoi. The rest of Kenyans will be struggling a lot.

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@CarrefourKe You’re posting updates while customers are left in the dark about their deliveries. Could you please respond to the messages I sent to your inbox 5 hours ago asap

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@RobertAlai @WilliamsRuto Just like his government

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

Good morning and happy Monday! all praise be unto the creator for giving us another week to live, love & grow✊🏾♥️🌱

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

A conversation that yields no results is pointless. Your "gods" choosen president lies to his teeth, and it’s time to stop the hypocrisy. Now that you are number 1 defender of his inefficiency tell him to do at least one real job that benefit people, ametenga , amelaunch, amerelaunch it's about time he deliver something now. Uhuru accomplished a lot without these useless town hall meetings.

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@kameme101 Diaspora tutiramûigua mîtambo yanyu ndîranyita

[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

Mainstream media is lying to you.

The foods they say are killing you…

Are actually superfoods.

Here are 8 food you should be eating every day:

1. Salt

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@HusseinMohamedg Austerity measures and other brief tales

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@OkiyaOmtatah That's correct, Senator. We must approach issues scientifically and with facts rather than emotions. This is the only way we can tackle corruption effectively and eradicate it completely from all levels of government.

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@thisafricangirl Thank you, Mercy, for leading this crucial civic education initiative. Many people are unaware of the power they hold and how to use it effectively. When exercised wisely, this power cannot be undermined by anyone or politicians. Kudos

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

Tunaamka na Asante, all praise be unto the creator for giving us another day to live, love & grow✊🏾♥️🌱

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

@Satelliteforex I'm not sure who it will be, but it's definitely not RAO

[Simon 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 @culboy]

Tunaamka na Asante, all praise be unto the creator for giving us another 24 hours to live, love and grow. ✊🏾❤️🌱