Culdesac Dad

If you bet the under you are a beta. Professional Minnesota Dad, I live in a Culde with Sioux Alum, . Dad on Vacay. Dad of the day #dotd

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@4567qwerty This reply sucks

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@JustinRayGolf @NoLayingUp @PGATOUR That’s longer than I’ve been married. Wow that’s a long time

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@BallySportsPR @WeAreSinclair @BallySports @Nasdaq Buying puts until I can actually watch my team.

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@MoShady Doc antle top 2

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@BarstoolUND #BarstoolJoeBlacks #BarstoolBestBar

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@BarstoolUND @JoeBlacksBar Never want to face those bouncers #BarstoolJoeBlacks #barstoolbestbar

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I’m sorry can you repeat everything from this press conference, I was distracted. #COVID19 #Minneapolis

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This #quarantine has had the opposite effect of using toilet paper. I haven’t used a single sheet. My diet consist of cheese and meat. Should have hoarded #metamucil #COVID19

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@StevenCheah @BarstoolBigCat Never thought I would see it. I was less shocked when Tiger cheated on supermodel wife with perkins waitress

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This takes #MarchMadness too literal

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@ryanwhitney6 Sucks to see @kylebrodziak year finally come to an end

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I will be playing in tonight’s Beer League Championship. It’ll be different playing in front of zero fans. The show must go on, I need this

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@chnews Award it to the #1 in the pairwise!

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@BarstoolBigCat Maybe you can find out why the space is cold

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@SchlossmanGF Give The #1 team in the pairwise the national championship

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@NoLayingUp #PlayersChampionship

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@CHInsider 1A is booty cheeks

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Tell parish Nelson is 29 for the Isles. Anders Lee is 27 🤥 #tourneyson45TV

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@NoLayingUp PGL talk in jeopardy at the C suite tonight

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@BrendanPorath That’s why my handicap is so high. No free relief and thousands not finding my ball after a nuke one foul