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Culer ❤️💙 NN

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

* sees a burn survivor
* quickly bodyshames her
* inserts "men" to divert attention
* pretend that men are evil perverts over an idea she made up completely

Once you clock that women can be inherently evil you'd stop seeing them as innocent harmless little angels

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Someone wrote a book titled “Nearly all the men in Lagos are mad”, you celebrated it. You said ‘if you are not one of the guys, why are you upset?’

Now someone else has written a book titled “Nearly all the women in Lagos are beggars”, you are convulsing and crying. Why exactly are you wailing?

Well let’s ask you the golden question:
If you are not a beggar, why are you upset?

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🥶 Lamine Yamal: “Whenever I used to come back home from school, I watched videos of Neymar” 🎞️

…and it shows 🕺🔵🔴

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 Pedri on Dembélé’s evolution: “Ous has always impressed me. The things he did in training were beyond what any normal player could do."

"I always told him he had incredible qualities and was a very special player.”

“When he arrived at PSG, he exploded and we saw the real Ous. At Barcelona, he showed his quality, but only in certain periods. He was more inconsistent. That consistency is what made him win the Ballon d’Or. He’s a world-class player and a great friend. I really enjoyed playing with him.”

[TC @CulerKin]

@OkoroChukwudi27 @3biye Naa bro
No going back

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Feminists: Marriage is a tool of patriarchal oppression

Women: Marriage benefits men more

Women: Why are there so many unmarried men in their 30s; what's going?

Mental illness

[Dahir @12gotnext__]

This nigga gotta be the only player with a comp of every single attribute in the world. Like what u mean he’s got a 3 min comp of shoulder passes he’s so fake

[Yehgha @yaygha]

He's a better striker than everybody - ever
A better winger than everybody - ever
A better playmaker than everybody - ever

It is blasphemy to compare anyone to him, let alone that feminine brat called Cristiana Ronaldo

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

After the game, Lamine was messing with Jesus, he gestured with his hands raised 😂

I think he’s trying to tell him that, bro why were you raising your hand, I’m an eagle eye

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is nothing spiritual about what we call tithing in today's church. You're to eat your tithe with your family in God's presence and he would open the windows of heaven and bless you. That was the instruction.

Whatever pastors are doing now, is their own agenda. Moreover, tithe is not an instruction to you. It is an instruction to the Isrealites. You're not under the law.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

You guys are so dishonest.

2 players:

One has focused more on goals than any other thing in his career

The other has done every other thing, dribble, pass, create, plus score goals. He has won more in everything, yet, you say someone else is better 😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How hard is it to behave yourself?

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Jesus,this is not Arsenal, you don't have to stretch your hand for a pass, Lamine sees all.

1 minute later, he has assisted you. You're playing with the best, don't stretch your hands and entering offside position

[TC @CulerKin]

@3biye @OkoroChukwudi27 I weak for the guy

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

In football, if you can wow your team mates, you’re a very top player.

Your team mates see you everyday, and you wow them so much that they still put their hands on their heads when you do things like this, just know you’re very good.

See Pedri & Rodri

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It has never been this bad in Nigeria since after the Civil War.

In a space of 12 years, the APC government has turned Nigerians to mostly paupers.

Just imagine.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you are trying to understand how Tinubu has destroyed the purchasing power of a worker earning a minimum wage of N70k per month, let me tell you this:

In the US, a person earning the lowest baseline federal salary ($1,256/month before taxes) would spend roughly 7.8% of their monthly income to buy a heavy 50kg bag of rice.

How did I get that?

In the US, the lowest minimum wage is $7.25 per hour.

If you work 8 hours per day and 21 days in a month, you'd get roughly that amount.

In Nigeria, the minimum wage is N70k per month.

A person earning N70k per month will spend 93% of their monthly take home on a bag of rice.

Tell me which other type of wickedness is worst than this?

A clueless man who just wanted power by hook or by crook.

And a man who has introduced thuggery, religious and tribalistic bigotry into Nigerian politics and governance.

End.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

For every thrash post that comes your way on twitter, you'll probably get a few good ones countering it

Once Tiktok algorithm don clock sey you be fool, e go make sure sey you no ever wise again😂😂😭

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Sometime last month, someone reached out to me here and informed me that he has seen all https://t.co/fmnSXkGclT is doing on the timeline and has put in word with his boss at his work place for me to start supplying them gadgets and electronics.

He asked for my whatsapp number and i gave him. I get lots of queries daily so I didn't really think much of it.

Few days later his boss reached out on whatsapp all the way from Abuja and said they wanted to purchase multiple ACs to be supplied to a Power Plant in Ondo State.

I gave my pricing and he ignored so in my mind I was like "all these i will get back to you people".😂

Well he later replied and the negotiation for this deal started and ended on whatsapp through text. We never spoke on voice or video call. No queries of "wHeRe iS yOuR oFFiCe" or any expression of doubt and fear.

He understood that https://t.co/fmnSXkGclT is strictly an e-commerce brand with no physical presence anywhere. He paid N23m day before yesterday and we have successfully delivered everything to the power plant in Ondo State under 48 hours.

The Split Unit ACs came from Asaba Warehouse while the bigger 5HP Standing ACs came from Lagos warehouse. The supply tested us as usual coz the one from Lagos got to the Power Plant by 3am this morning but I am just glad everything ended in praise.

Mind you the person who vouched and fought for me does not know what I look like. His boss does not know what I look like and did not come to any physical store yet on very first purchase sent me N23m and I DELIVERED.

Special thanks to our ever gracious brand ambassador @Wizarab10 for his continued support and kindness. I came in from Asaba to Lagos day before yesterday, he picked me up from the airport around 11pm, paid for my hotel coz he has a visitor at home, still took me to his house that night and cooked for me then the next morning we used his car to go to the warehouse to pick up the items and he even wanted to follow the truck to Ondo State but we finished the paper work late and so couldn't go with the logistics team.

As the brand ambassador and face of https://t.co/fmnSXkGclT , I am determined to insert him into the very foundation of the company which is why I am glad he came along as I continue my plans on getting him to meet ALL our clients and partners. He also has to know where our warehouses are located across Nigeria, meet my top guys at Fouani along with my people across other electronics brands.

For someone who will ALWAYS represent me at the highest level, he has to be well informed on everything.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here to remind you again that even if you need 10,000 pieces of any phone, laptop, gadget, any brand, type or size of electronics, https://t.co/fmnSXkGclT is here to serve you. We serve individual customers and we can also supply in bulk as well.

Feel free to reach out let's do business and i give you my word that we will not let you down.

10 pieces of Hisense 5HP Standing ACs with installation Kits and accessories.

15 pieces of Hisense 1HP Split Unit ACs with installation Kits, accessories and outdoor brackets.

ALL safely delivered to a Power Plant in Ondo State.✅️

Delivery to the company's doorstep as usual was 100% FREE.✅️

🇳🇬 ₦23m