Chris

Father of twins, wine maker, MBA. IG culinary.chris

[Chris @culinary_chris]

Dear @CozyEarth - you need to have a chat with your UX and CX teams. Why?

SPIN THE WHEEL for a discount to capture email and phone then BLOCKING that discount from working is predatory and dishonest. Now I abandon my cart and tell my friends about my bad experience.

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@garyvee yo Gary. Miss the WLTV days. I need a super vegetal, barnyard-y wine right now. Years ago I ordered My Casa pinot from you and it was just what I needed. Anything similar you would recommend. Bring on the poop. I’m here for it. Cheers 🍷

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@Heatonist Dear Heatonist- I love you, but please fill up my brand new sauces. Looks like @seanseaevans took a rip from my chili maple before you shipped it. Wtf?

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@euphorio_ @dom_lucre Is this a real painting? I want to buy it!

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With the fam at #crissangellive

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@elonmusk @PeterDiamandis Looks like the key to immortality wasn't in fancy cryogenic freezing or cutting-edge gene editing after all, it was just a daily dose of glazed goodness. Thanks for the tip, Elon!" #DonutLife #ImmortalityHack

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@jimcramer "Well, with Raj's success at taking costs out, maybe FedEx should consider changing their name to 'FedLess'! As for the stock price, I guess you could say it's 'delivering' quite the performance!"

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"Indy who? Meet Sammy Jones, the newest adventure seeker in town! Watch as Sammy the corgi puppy takes on the world in slow motion 🐾🎬 #SammyJones #CorgiAdventures #SlowMoSaturday"

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This brush came in this box.

Only item in the box.

@amazon …wtf?

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@EvanKirstel 173

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@BrianHartPR Quentin Tarantino. I asked him what his favorite movie of all time was and he said The Good the Bad and the Ugly

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@MollyJongFast FAKE BEWS ALERT - This clip is just the beginning of his questioning. If you bothered to actually watch his full exchange you would see that the only reason he asks this is to prove that it is inappropriate and doesn’t matter. He compares to Amy Barret questioning from dems

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@elonmusk @jimcramer Designer led > product led

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Wait, I take it back. I do NOT want it animal style! Abort! #innout #burgerrat #animalstyle

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Check out this multi-cam BMX video I made - includes dramatic crash! https://t.co/1BFH5bkxGk

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@DanDotLewis Augmented reality. Apparently reality is better

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@jimcramer thoughts on FUV?