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$JPM $BLK shill

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*JERSEY MIKE'S SUBS FILES FOR IPO, SEEKING NYSE LISTING

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The average tick would die of nicotine poisoning if you smoked one cigarette before it bit you. Make sure to take a drag every few minutes on a hike. It’s for your health. You likely only have 6 months of this being effective before nicotine resistant ticks are accidentally released from the national laboratory for preventing ticks from developing nicotine resistance

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@jamessseal New profile pic 👀

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

last one

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@RampCapitalLLC You can’t manifest the bottom Ramp

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

Guys, I don’t care. An actual extra-terrestrial could walk up to me right now and telepathically say hi, and I will telepathically tell it I’m calling ICE.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Hi Claudia. Richard Dawkins here again.

Here is a debate I had with a religious whacko in the 90s. Give me an honest review of all the ways in which I destroyed his flimsy arguments with my flawless logic.

Ideally in Scarlett Johansson’s voice.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Imagine panic selling and going to cash because you were scared of World War 3

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Hahahahahahaha

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

New version of US passports will feature a photo of President Trump inside, according to Washington Post.

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My mini dachshund begs to differ

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

maybe?

[Governor Tate Reeves @tatereeves]

As we say in Mississippi,
“Bless Your Heart.”

Or as you say in the UK,
“As-Salamu Alaykum.”

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There it is

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Iran's leadership accepts two week ceasefire proposal

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@blondesnmoney Imagine thinking Trump was going to obliterate 91.5 million people

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Wild this is already public

[BNO News @BNONews]

Audio from Air Traffic Control when plane collided with fire truck at New York airport:

"Stop Truck 1, stop!"

"We were dealing with an emergency earlier and I messed up"

[Jacob Morley @JacobMorley]

Yeah, in 1776 the British had the most powerful army in the world.

Anyways

Play free bird.

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Free my homie

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Shia LaBeouf's Mardi Gras Bar Crawl: "He's Terrorizing the City" https://t.co/wkfqaQnzCV

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Another W for bean water

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Coffee Tied To Lower Dementia Risk, Harvard-MIT Study Finds https://t.co/xF0jrBBDzW