Uffculme FC

Amateur Football Club based in Uffculme. PARODY.

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

The Guins are Fucking massive, no two ways about it

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

Pumped the pretenders 👌🏻😂

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

I won’t lie I am abit nervous for our friendly tomorrow 😕

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

We have bottled our friendly next Friday.

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

Well in, you lads deserve it 🤝

[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

CHAMPIONS

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

This @UplowmanUnited team is one to watch - Harry Jee (Admin & local legend).

[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

FULL TIME AT BRADNINCH AND A WIN FOR THE BULLS!
A strong performance from the boys today where we took control of the game early on and never looked back after that.
MOTM: Billy Cornish
DOTD: Jordan Travers - Scoring a OG.

Next up up we take on @WPRangers_ 2nds in a local derby

[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

FULL TIME AT BRADNINCH AND A WIN FOR THE BULLS!
A strong performance from the boys today where we took control of the game early on and never looked back after that.
MOTM: Billy Cornish
DOTD: Jordan Travers - Scoring a OG.

Next up up we take on @WPRangers_ 2nds in a local derby

[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

Yesterday we took on Dunkeswell Barbarians, while a chunk of the squad were away, the rest took on a great side and came away victorious
Thank you to the Barbarians for hosting us and we wish you the best of luck with your season!
MOTM: Steven Grant
DOTD: Bison
#UUFC #coybulls

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

Fairplay, biggest club in Devon

[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

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[Uplowman United Football Club @UplowmanUnited]

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[Billy Cove @BillyCove10]

Got to sign 175 players in the hope you get 16 available every week these fucking days

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

@tomgozna @CullyRangers_FC 🍻🍻

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

#CUFC 2-1 @CullyRangers_FC 2nds

Big derby day win, although we did have to do it the hard way!

2 first half goals, in a 45 which saw fine saves from their young keeper that kept cully in touching distance. The opener came from Chris White, who tucked away a Lewis King cross.

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

MOTM went to Russ Kennedy, DOTD went to Chris White for cramping up (diving - the disgusting git)

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

The second was scored by @sam_jee_8, who flicked in a short corner from the edge of the area into the top left corner.

A quick goal got cully back in the game, but we defended resolutely to see out the win. #derbydouble

[Harry @harryjee__]

In my many years playing senior football in devon, today I witnessed something that has made me physically sick.

All but one of the opposition has not got changed out of kit, or showered, and while covered in mud, have sat on white leather in the clubhouse 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

🥇Adam Cumes took the MOTM award, his second half performance changed the game 👏

🍆 Dick of the Day went to Skipper and Goalkeeper, Andy Hawkins, who was sin binned, forcing @connorc1910 to step between the sticks! #cleano #conthecat

[Uffculme FC @CulmUnited]

#CUFC 3-2 @EUAFC

2-0 down, 3-2 up. A hard earned 3 points after a poor start to our first game of 2023. No doubt some of the lads have had a good Christmas! 🥧

A first half goal from the gaffer @TweetsOfJee and a 2nd half double from Chrissy White secured the win.