‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ i wanna 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 my hand into 𝗍͟𝗁͟𝖾 𝗱͟𝗮͟𝗿͟𝗸
&& 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 what reaches 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌.

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

ㅤㅤㅤ＊ DON'T FIGHT YOUR R͟E͟F͟L͟E͟X,
EMBRACE THE 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓.

[josh @joshypooper]

letting my burger sleep in my bed with me tonight

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

// i wanna refresh this account so uhmmmmm new layout later perchance

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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jack. you're not inspiring a battle royale deathmatch between my hogs. squirt mcgurt the 8th would immediately be trampled to death by oedipus the gargantuan.
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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she's so thoughtful.
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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she gored an extra intern today. I’d like to think that was for me personally.

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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that ain't happenin'. you're gonna love each 'nd every one of 'em, even if some of them are less artistically inclined. that's what a dad's 'posed t' do.
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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i forgot about the horse, ain't seen her in so long... did butt stallion get'ch'you anything f'r father's day.ᐣ
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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I mean I’d be pretty bummed out if butt stallion died ‘cause I spent a hell of a lot of money on the unethical breeding of a diamond pony, so it’s kinda the same thing if you think about it. I get it.

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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you just want the hogs fightin' t' be y'r favorite.
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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yeah, i kind'a like... don't want my hogs t' die.ᐣ i know this is a foreign concept t'ya, but surely you'll catch on quick.
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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hog safe .ᐣ oh right, guess they are just mashing their faces into it… yyyyeah probably for the best.

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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i'll let squirt mcgurt the 8th know you think highly of 'em.
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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﹙ tense silence on sawyer's end —— oh, he's joking! haha! throwing away a very large rock. ﹚

'm glad y' like it, they worked real hard.ᐟ it weren't easy findin' hog safe paint.
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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ungrateful little—— oh .ᐟ oh it’s so…. well, actually, this is leagues better than half the crap you’ll see bandits try and pass off as something “profound.”

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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﹙ cue grabbing a rather larger canvas that has various colored streaks across it. ﹚
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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you did disappear for six months 'nd hogs got a rather short memory...
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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“happy father’s day” but no gift .ᐣ ok.

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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just kiddin'.ᐟ they made ya somethin'. they made it with their snouts.
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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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why would you get a gift.
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[『♚』 ‍* / ‍ ‍‍𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍｡‍ @HELIOSRISEN]

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now where’s my gift .ᐣ

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[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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the hogs say happy father's day, @HELIOSRISEN.
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[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

For today only, it is ok to refer to it as “Father Pepper”

[Solie @lily__pond]

I’m in a constant state of #Watdatmean

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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naw, it's a conscious effort, i swear.
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[𐂂 ᴰᴼᴱ @inthheadlights]

you really don ‘ t gotta , you ‘ re just naturally too good .

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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i do try.ᐟ
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[𐂂 ᴰᴼᴱ @inthheadlights]

man , you ‘ re too good to me .

[‍ ‎ ‎ ‎ᅟᅟ ‍ * ‍‎ᅟᅟ𝖘outhern ‍ ┈ ‍ 𝖈harm. @CULTBORNE]

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just a little. as a treat. aim for his foot or somethin'.
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[𐂂 ᴰᴼᴱ @inthheadlights]

wh - really ? i thought you liked him an ‘ all , friends or whatever ? didn ‘ t think you ‘ d give me permission to shoot him .