paige bourgeois

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

There are no #ExcusesForCheating...

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Paranormal Activity 1-4... all white people. Black people would've left the house as soon as a fork fell.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Don't text me if you're gonna take 20 fucking years to text back.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

If she still has a text signature. #SheRatchet

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

I seen this hoe the other day with her shoelaces matching her weave?! #SheRatchet

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

#SignsSheRatchet She still uses text signatures.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Ladies, don't come outside lookin like a pack of skittles. Aint nobody wanna see no red weave, green nails, and YELLOW teeth!

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

BLACK PREGNANCY TEST: Insert a piece of fried chicken into the vagina &remove after 30 seconds. If eaten, there's a little nigga in there.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize yo ass was an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes..

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old." -_- Bitch don't make me do math.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Strict parents create sneaky children.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

bitch i will cut you

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

If I'm in a bad mood DON'T TOUCH ME. Don't poke me, tickle me, grab me.. Nothing. I will break your arm.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Why are 12 year olds following me? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

When I'm at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those Niggaz Are In Math Class

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, "I have a girlfriend", is a real nigga.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple. Me: I wonder if they f*cked yet.

[paige bourgeois @Culvertuv]

That nigga Mr. Krabs needs to go on Maury and get a DNA test for Pearl.