CumbrianLass

A proud CumbrianLass
Tellin' it like it is
Blogger, Podcaster, resident gob on a stick.

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#Cumbriahour #NotJustLakes

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

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[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

I would drag my arse through 20 miles of hot coals just to see @KathyBurke & Harry Enfield open for Oasis through a Gloryhole in a Heaton Park Fence!

Come on Mrs Patterson!! Get them to rehearsals

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

@oasis £151 quid for a standard Pitch ticket? After giving us a few days notice to pull it together knowing full well we're all on our arse?
I'm chuffed for ya Peggy...but yer boys need brought back down to earth

#Gutted

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

And there we have it folks £151 for a standard Pitch ticket 😞
#Oasis #LiamG #murrayfield #NoelGallagher

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

@gaslighter @DavidGHFrost @UKLabour Who are the blob?

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

@markjenk What is it mate? I'm not a bird person in the slightest but Ive been lucky enough to see the golden eagle in Cumbria and Ospreys - is this them?

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

Testing. Testing. Is this thing on?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Russian President Vladimir Putin abandons plan to storm last Mariupol hold-out

https://t.co/m2nMSnQlxA

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

When yoower lass starts playing @AnastaciaMusic "I'm Outta Love" you better watch your steps or you'll be "Left Outside Alone" #anastacia #Imouttalove #cumbrianlass #idiotboy

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

Cup A Soups are so underrated. #CulinaryMasterpiece

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

I bet #Bercow wishes he could play Mr Speaker just one more time... just for #PMQs next Wed 😂😂 #JohnBercow #ByeBoris

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

After 2 years of lockdown... I'm just not ready to give up my weekly date night to the middle aisle in @LidlGB

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

Tuesday morning thoughts...
"is it too early for a chippy tea?"

[Rachel Holliday FRSA @Rachel4Change]

This had been such a great collaboration!! @CFMRadioNews @HannahMcITV @ITVborder @BBC_Cumbria @BBCRobertCooper @newsandstar @CumbrianLassCL @CumbriaLifeMag @Eva_Awards

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

RAGE CLEANING IS THE NEW THERAPY

#CumbrianLass #Cleaning #therapy #lakedistrict #UglyCryAmongstTheSocks https://t.co/Q8GKK9NWTl

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

There's nowt like a laal rage clean followed by an ugly cry amongst the socks to cleanse your soul 💚

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

What advice would yer give to someone wanting to date a CumbrianLass?!?

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Guess who's back..... https://t.co/c7pAa5a0qW

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

My sweat is sweating

#heatwave #toohot #cumbria #lakedistrict #typicalBrit #neverhappy #SweatyEyelids https://t.co/nYsaVVnu2e

[CumbrianLass @CumbrianLassCL]

What's that fresh smell!? It is our Lime, Basil and Mandarin candle! Get tingles without having to mingle! Now available in our online shop, https://t.co/7RimT3fSSB