Brandon Cumby

#Runner #CPA #FitnessJunkie #Futurist #Passionate #TechnologyAdvocate #AbsurdHumorist Thoughts are my own

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

5 Simple Rules For Happiness:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@corbydavidson
Another Birdhouse Q

Anyone on stage - Add 20 healthy years to your life. The cost? 20 years are taken off the end of someone you work with’s life, at random.

You’ll never know who, but you see them every day.

Taking the deal?

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@corbydavidson
Live birdhouse Q:

You get to erase and redo the worst year of your life. But in exchange, you get a countdown clock in your head to your exact moment of your death… and you can’t tell anyone.

You doing it?

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@BlakeTOliver @PCAOB_News People get worked up over $400M without asking: “Compared to what?”

PCAOB costs <0.001% of US GDP.
It protects $50T+ in market cap.
It would take 1,129 years of PCAOB funding to equal the damage from just one Enron + WorldCom.

That’s not waste. That’s ROI.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@thesamparr Toyota Land Cruiser.

[Bubba Wallace @BubbaWallace]

Minding my bidness and The King comes in with a surprise signature attack!

43000 RTs and I'll get it tattooed.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@DevinWayne @gordonkeith That’s certainly the way it’s being thought out of out here by just about everyone. /s

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@uptonaccounting The real problem is these folks view it as a commodity, and the professionals haven’t successfully dispelled them of that notion…by only selling time and competing on price.

The endemic problem with the accounting profession is we haven’t innovated past the billable hour.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@uptonaccounting The unfortunate part is the same a-hole clients that demand access are the same ones who will object to paying for a subscription or some other method of transferring value in kind.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@edkless @TodayITA @BlakeTOliver here’s your battle cry. I got so fed up with being measured like an industrial machine I left the profession…only to find out it’s a parasite that has also completely infested the entirety of professional services and consulting and they are just as hellbent.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@SaveToNotion @matrdias @SaveToNotion #thread

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@natalie_s110 @LewisHamilton This is why I will always be Team #LH44 and a massive fan of @LewisHamilton, both on and off the track. He’s a good human, first, and the world’s best F1 driver of all-time, in that order.

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

I'm Josh Shapiro, the Attorney General who stopped Trump from undermining our democracy in Pennsylvania and overturning the 2020 election.

Now, I'm running for Governor — and I need your help. Can you RT to help me reach 153K followers by midnight?

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@SportsSturm I had my heart in my throat watching Lando slide around in the run off area TWICE before finally losing it on the same corner the next lap. He will never forget the decision to stay out when his pit lane told him he needed the Inters. Pretty cool to see Ham’s 100th though.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Retweet if you got vaccinated as soon as possible.

Like if you lost friends over COVID vaccinations.

Proving a point.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Sex gifs

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Hopefully when we all see her again, she’s kicked Xanax, plastic surgery, Oxy, vodka, kicking MLB pitchers in the head and Botox. RIP to the girl I knew I was never worthy of.

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

Cruiser Gear is giving away a 1988 Land Cruiser! Go check it out! https://t.co/IouSQ2Rihx - let me know if you get anything! https://t.co/IouSQ2Rihx

[Brandon Cumby @CumbyDammit]

@RyanNegri I’m so sorry to read about Mozy. I lost the best dog I’ve ever known last year and it still wrecks me when I start missing her. Hugs man. So glad you were able to come back and be with him.