The year is 2047.
AI runs the global economy.
Humans live on Mars.
Quantum computers have transformed civilization.
Nobody remembers what half the cryptocurrencies from 2026 were supposed to do.
And somehow…
$CUM is still completely useless.
Exactly as intended.
We asked AI to create a use case for $CUM.
It analyzed the token.
Reviewed the roadmap.
Studied the ecosystem.
Considered thousands of potential applications.
Then it asked us to stop wasting compute.
Bullish.
Somewhere right now, a crypto founder is writing a 47-page whitepaper explaining why their token will revolutionize global finance.
Meanwhile, our entire thesis fits in four words:
Completely.
Useless.
Memecoin.
$CUM
Efficiency is important.