Gabe Foolingham

Mathematician, Comedian, Gamer

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Babies get a mobility upgrade every few months. Wouldn't it be rad if that continued for the rest of our lives?

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Finally watched that Avengers movie! Now I can unmute "Ultron"!

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@pixelatedboat Lost World Begins

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@ZombieHam Curse of Homophones: Once per day, something that the character has or is approaching is replaced with something that sounds the same. Rumored to be the reason there are so many fat lutes in the world.

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Probably the hardest part of adulthood is that when you want to talk about your pans that are not non-stick, your brain very much tries to make you say non-stick.

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A lottery ticket vending machine is basically just an anti-ATM.

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Carry-on my wayward son
Each checked bag is fifty bucks
No more Delta or Southwest
Don't you fly no more

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Me: I wonder what the oldest romantic comedy is?

N: Maybe something Greek?

Me: ...Oedipus Rex?

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There are only 3 story plots:
1. Boy Meets World
2. Boyz II Men
3. Boy I could really go for a hamburger right about now

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Yams and creamed corn
Turkeys be warned

Candy I'll bite
Turkish delight

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@mogwai_poet "Heir to the Frog Fractions fortune"

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@rifflesby @mogwai_poet "West of Loathing minus Riff and Zack" would be even bleaker than "Garfield minus Garfield"

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@rifflesby @grant_hami How is the combat? I liked La-Mulana but hated the boss battles.

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@CoryjTaylor @FilmCritHULK Any Marvel movie. Keep only Stan Lee.

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@Pentadact The best part of this is I can actually imagine you sitting down to calculate how much larger you were than the ant.

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Monster idea: A gorgon named Zola who turns her victims into cheese statues.

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The Venn diagram of people who failed geometry and people who don't understand Venn diagrams is a square surrounded by several triangles.

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@rifflesby But why would you want to double your lead peanut butter?

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Anyone want some 3-foot-long rods? I'm having a yard sale.

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A lady in the Google Street View,
a freak in the Google Sheets