Jennitals

☆ Don't DM me unless you like disappointments ☆ save the bullshit for ya momma ☆

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

U get a 24hr window to bang a fresh shaven pussy before it starts to feel like an angry porcupine shanking ur cock w/1000 rusty box cutters.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

@just_a_cdn_guy I expected this comment, thank you.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

I'm outta this shithole. 2016 fucked up the algorithm and now this place is a cesspool. Send me a message if you want to find me elsewhere and I'll link you.

I'm leaving this up for a few weeks and then I'm removing my account.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

Imagine carrying a baby around for 9 months and it comes out looking like Steve Buscemi

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

PRO TIP: When you're browsing real estate and see a home with an abundance of wallpaper, it is safe to assume someone died there

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

If my therapist follows me on here, I’m fucked

[johnny cage @jhonc_8]

The reason I’m so attractive to folklore enthusiasts is that my chest is hairy enough for it to count as fucking a werewolf.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

Dallas: a city with so much culture even the air has flavor

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

How you know you're spending too much time in the house:

Your dog gets excited when you put jeans on

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

You're not supposed to pick favorites with your kids, but my favorite is the one that is still too young to destroy all my shit.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

Some memes to be seen before the world implodes (a thread)