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what i’m not: funny VS. what i am: hungry

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i’m dead

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@SYD2SMOL / why did my parents never

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i can’t believe i love love

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

280 characters? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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@SYD2SMOL UGHHHHDUDIDJFISKSKDJ MY FAVORITE

[BeautFilms. 🎬 @beautfilm]

Coyote Ugly (2000)

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@SYD2SMOL I DREAM OF PERFORMING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ON TOP OF A BAR WITH RED FLARE OUT PANTS AND A CROP TOP I LOVE IT SO MCUHRHFJD

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@SYD2SMOL IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND ICONIC MOVIE EVER HOW COULD SOMEONE NOT KNOW IT

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’m sorry i haven’t. shared my thoughts. recently. i was asleep. and when i wasn’t. i wanted. to be

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@yikestephen okay how am i supposed to know this i was just tryna reference lil red riding hood

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honestly i just wanna say coyote ugly is one of my favourite movies ever and it deserves the world

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one time max said he had a new best friend when we were like 10 and i knocked on his bedroom door with a knife threatening to castrate him if he ever said it again so i would hate to know how i’d be with a real cheater

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@yikestephen all the better to smell you with dear

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so i lied i do not have the 280 character limit

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I HAVE THE 280 LIMIT I AM NOW OPENED UP TO AN ARRAY OF OPPORTUNITIES TO EXPRESS MY OPINION AND MY FEELINGS I AM SO GRATEFUL AND CANT WAIT TO

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@TiPSY4TALiA i appreciate art so much

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apparently my new hobby is watching crime scene cleaners documentaries when i should be sleeping

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the buzzfeed article i deserve

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@odettethesavage BODY PILLOWS FOR PREGNANT PEOPLE ARE GREAT