Allan.

𝓘 𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰!

[gem ✮ @sokingwet]

I really need to touch grass (marijuana)

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Oscar Sudi pointing to an empty space

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Jifunze kusukuma sahani kando, kuekelea fork chini, kusema "nimeshiba"

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.
2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.
3. ​coming home to an empty house.
4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Sifuna is such a threat that both the Government and the opposition are fighting him. Buckle up guys. Hii safari haikua ikue rahisi

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

For those TUTAM idiots insulting me for exposing president Ruto's extravagant travel, the President of Finland flew into Kenya via a commercial Turkish Airlines jet to give us donations and loans that are being stolen by President Ruto.

[Nα. 🌸 @_oenana_]

Vous voyez les sons que vous aimerez toujours, peu importe l’époque ? Bah moi, c’est ce son

[Maya Amolo 💋 @mayaamolo]

You’re so right queen. @SakajaJohnson U A BITCH ASS NIGGA

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[ephraimnjegafan @ephraimnjegafan]

As a nation, we have to make a decision about our future. Let politicians politic, but as Kenyans let us decide that we shall regain control of our future.
Things can't continue like this.

[J @take_me_apart]

Reading this book of stories of queer elders in Kenya

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Naamshwa na nduru kwa ploti kumbe ni morning boner ilitokea kwa dirisha ikanyonga caretaker

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto frequents Kwale since my firm discovered Rare Earths and Niobium worth $62 billion at Mrima Hill because he wants to grab it.

[wh!tney❄️ @slvt4friesss]

I have zero crashouts left when it comes to this team😂🫷🏾

[Miguela Alondra @tshepii]

Guurl. I especially hate when people don’t ATLEAST take their dishes to the back to rinse them off after eating at restaurants. Yall were raised by wolves.

[jake • johnny storms bf @JohnIsVegan]

THIS IS FUCKING FRYING ME

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

My cat has been waking me up at 5am daily and I can’t figure out what she wants (not interested in food). This morning I decided to just walk around with her to see what’s up and she led me to the office and stared at my office chair until I sat down. She wants me to work