Curb Stomp

The Life and Times of a gnome rogue on Ravencrest (world of warcraft)

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So you want me destory ruins so you can so you can make a strip mall ? My day rate is 225g money up front.

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My clothes still smell like dead Mage.........

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Got cut for by a Mage on his way to the bread factory Got to work at 'Murder Inc' late boss asked why I was late " I clocked in early" .....

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Kept up all night by dk roommate" No I don't want to hear you and your army of the dead play stairway to heaven again......sigh......"

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Random necklace off aouying sipder guy .......... Hmmmm what the hell, I can has?

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T 7 legs ..... I can has? T 7 bp...,,,, I can has?

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Hatestrike............ I can has?

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Le sigh, 19,000 rep to go. I still think I should just kill the guy and loot the boots off his corpse......

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<staring at the argent dawn vendor>
Ummmmm can't I just kill you now and take the items off your corpse?

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So after killing100s of 1000s of people for you , you give me the 'right' to buy stuff from you?

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Ears?!?!?! Wait wait wait , I killed like 300 of these guys now you want their ears?!?!? Couldn't you have said that like ummm 2hours ago???

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So I have been killing like 20 to 30 of these guys a day for over 2 months , if I were them I would have moved by now...... Maybies....

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Now is that 15g per or like 15g total?I'm game either way I just want to know how much flare to put into my work.

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You want me to kill what!?!?!? Seriously can't you just talk it out with them? I mean come on ..... What's that? 15g... Really? Hmmmmm