Trump: And washing machines. Washing machines, they will give you a quarter of this bottle to do your clothing and people needed 10 of these bottles…. I let you go back to the plastic straw. I was tired of straws melting in my mouth.
All right folks, we’ve done it. 1000+ pages of the Big Beautiful Bill simplified down to 40, with links, explanations, pictures, and all the secret tidbits they hoped you’d miss. Please share!
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BREAKING: Trump’s VA just gave doctors the green light to refuse treatment to veterans who are Democrats or unmarried.
Yes—you read that right. Serve your country, risk your life, and when you come home, your care depends on your politics and marital status.
BIDEN ADDS SIXTEEN MILLION JOBS
* Only 12,000 are adding in October, and Republicans now characterize the 16,012.000 total, as a catastrophic failure.
* Trump’s misguided policies sent 2.7 million Americans into unemployment. #economy#employment#jobs
https://t.co/99QH7ZSFux
Hold on a minute… So Trump showed up in hurricane ravaged Asheville and lied about FEMA not getting people the supplies they need, while actively preventing people from being able to get the supplies they need, all so he could pose for pictures in front of a destroyed home with his fancy new french fry pin?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Nobody knows more about cooking French fries than I do. The president of McDonalds, a big strong man with a huge schlong, came up to me with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, I have never seen anyone work a fryer like you”, and then he gave me an award for being the best French fry maker that ever lived.