Whitey Houston

inventor of Subsection 71.EF of the Residential Tenancy Act 1997 according to a bitter ex-landlord

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

S17 girls what exactly was going through your minds backstage when Joella put that on

[Harry Tafoya @gaykatemoss]

Not in Love by Crystal Castles featuring Robert Smith

[Queen Hauntologist @TianaHRR]

38 y/o white guy with a substack who is still sad tinymixtapes is gone: THATS NOT WHAT HAUNTOLOGY MEANS

[Whitey Houston @Current93VEVO]

@leonicura same reason Quay Dash released the EP Transphobic tbh

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Give her a blank check to explore the craziest theme parks in the world and watch the money roll in

[Whitey Houston @Current93VEVO]

@unbreakopal

[hiv lovecraft @hyperflesh]

fierce is fierce hunni

[DL trade federation @politburito]

Totally

[gatherer biden @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

backrooms having less evil aura

[Sean @keleliensprstar]

She was funny asf for making her debut a greatest hits album

[Daily Nancy Comic Strips. @Callicutt5John]

February 11,1952

[Western Bulldogs @westernbulldogs]

we’re not crying you’re crying 😭

[danial @feeIcompIete]

you wanted a magic kiwi with powers

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Social media used to just be cryptically posting a favorite song lyric on Facebook so that your cousin and a kid in your math class could like it.