Bryce Currie

I own the moon
update I also own Ursae Majoris

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

Trying to be a nicer person so I'm liking more things on social media

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

I just found out England has drinking clubs where they just go around drinking in different spots

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

I wish we had the technology to rest our eyes while keeping them open

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

And I ask @UPS why I can’t get it now and they didn’t know just that I couldn’t. So moral of the story is fuck @UPSHelp you guys are useless and shitty people, y’all probably microwave hamsters for fun. @DiscountTire you guys did great will definitely buy from you again

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

So I call @UPS and I’m like “yo it says it’s in Vic can I go get it at the warehouse” and I should know better cause it’s @UPS I’m talking about here cuz she says “yes one business day after the first attempt of delivery so the earliest you can get it is Thur 6/7

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

So now I’m waiting again but I can’t wait too long because tmrw I leave for a trip and I need my tires for it cuz you know I can’t drive on 3 tires so I check the tracking number for the replacement tire and it says arrived in Victoria 5/?

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He says “so they have started an investigation but those can take a long time so what I’ve done is sent a replacement tire” and I’m like great. Then @UPS calls me to ask me if I really only received 3/4 tires so I said “really really” 4/?

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So I call @DiscountTire and tell em @UPS is useless and the guy just goes “alright let me call em, figure this out, and I’ll get back to you” so I’m thinking great finally some customer service and 15min later he calls me back 3/?

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

Because when you call @UPS they don’t want to actually find out what has happened to your tire they just blame you first and then the supplier and are completely unwilling to help because the supplier has to call them first 2/?

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

alright so here’s the story, I ordered 4 tires from @DiscountTire that were shipped with @UPS to which @UPS then loses 1 tire and only delivered 3. So I’m like whatever I’ll call em up and get it sorted, but that’s not how @UPS works 1/?

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

So a friend of mine who was in hawaii for the missile thing said he called his mum in london to possibly say his goodbyes and she just says
"What about your travel plans to come visit this summer"

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

@_teyaxoxo That may have been me, I am very sorry

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

Eating clocks is time consuming

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

If I ever have a son he's not allowed to date, cuz those are the rules and lifes unfair

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

If I ever have a daughter she's not allowed to date untill she out lives jesus

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

Someone pls send help I'm starving and want popcorn chicken

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

Dean: fuck korea, lets have a war
Parm: dean you need some time off

[Bryce Currie @Currie_80]

I just read "nowhere" as "now here"
Fml

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Saying "youre full of shit" and then place undercover operative in the government to mess with the plumbing in his house and plug his toilet

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I asked my dad how he would handle north korea and he said he'd drop a bunch of manure on his military bases and leave a note (1/2)

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Every now and then I start thinking about going back to school so then I go and sit in on a class and then I'm like fuck that