jack . ye ' be confident , aye .
but you and i both know that you can't win a fight by yerself '
. . .
( * smirking then , moving closer * ) .
so who'll save ya ' this time ?
gibbs ? turner ? or maybe it'd be the end ?
as much as any guy, but ... you've got to remember -- i'm captain jack sparrow ...
( he spoke confidently, as if that meant anything other than him having an insanely lucky streak. he may not be the best fighter -- good enough -- but jack was certainly lucky. )
. . .
( * loud , LOUD laugh ! clearly , he found the idea of being cut down by jack to be downright hilarious * ) .
ya' kiddin' me jack ?!
let's be honest . . .
it took you and two other people to get the advantage on me !
ya' wouldn't have a chance .
&
aye , i missed you .
was sad i didn't get to finish ya' off myself !
( * death glare , coupled with a sneer * ) .
yer' gettin' quite bold , sparrow . we both know i have no problem cuttin' you down .
and you’re ...
err ...
LIKEWISE !
ah ! but, you didn’t ! and now you’re stuck with me. thanks very much for that.
tell me, hector, i’m itching to know ———— did you really not miss me ? not even a little ? eh ?
[ well now he’s just messing with him. ]
i ain't tryin' nothing !
yer' irritatin' to talk with ,
you know that ?
. . .
i should have left ya' in the locker ! the world was better without your schemin' !
like i said ———— i’m still workin’ on that ! ! !
... do you now ? that’s interesting. trying to insult me, are you ? you know that doesn’t work ...
[ even if he acts offended, jack’s ego is far too big ! ]
and when the english come for you again ? or perhaps , other enemies you've made ?
then what ? i don't think you have much of a plan jack .
i think you need to do better !
ya' make me so angry .
i try and make sense of yer' ramblings , but it's impossible .
. . .
yet , still people follow ya' , huh ? tell me , jack , if ya' somehow DO accomplish your immortality plans — who will join ya' ?
i don't think you're really thinkin' this one through , jack .
ya' somehow are worse now then when you were me captain .
yer' insane , jack .
ya' need to get off the sea , now .
... no matter !
i’ll figure it out.
i always do.
count on that.
besides — metaphorically speaking, if i ( don’t ) stab the heart, who’s to say another opportunity won’t arise ? eh ?
that ain't how it works , jack ~ .
we both know that the dutchman needs a captain .
. . .
how will ya' be immortal if you ain't the captain of the dutchman ?
go on , jack , tell me .
... wrong again, mate ! you really are on a roll today, eh ?
i’ll be the immortal captain sparrow on my ship — the pearl.
and you ? well, you can go & do whatever ye like, so long as it’s far, far away from me. savvy ?
shut yer' mouth , sparrow .
it ain't about the tentacles ,
or whatever you're on about
it's all about bein' the best captain !
which , well , i already am .
heh . anyways . you can have the dutchman . the pearl be mine .
... eugh ...
not if i have any say in it !
y’know — sailin’ the seas forever & whatnot.
the immortal captain jack sparrow sounds quite lovely, no ?