Cursed Puns

your No.1 source of retarded puns and visuals // posting what should have stayed in drafts

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Welcome, chuds!

the mission is clear:

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@DejaRu22 You might wanna explain to her that atoms never actually touch

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@theralkia What about girth tho

[Leili 🪽 @BPD_PRlNCESS]

What is it about fleeing to South America that's so appealing

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@eurofounder she’s got some greta thunbergs, ngl 😮‍💨

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@ApolloZens bro wants an oven to bake bread

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@NotThatHughes cant dodge em all tho 😮‍💨

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@thegenesisbl0ck Goonprint

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umm guys… am i the only one seeing this?

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it’s called cyanide

[★ @thematrixwizard]

they should invent a food where you eat it and you're not hungry ever again

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@Dexerto baby body??

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did you say ”Baby Body“?

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Burger King are bringing back their 1856 calorie “Baby Body Burger” in Japan with 5 beef patties and 8 cheese slices

Available from ¥2,890 ($18)

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@klara_sjo are they gay tho?

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@promptprincess i guess the answer is always cats anyway

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is this a pet question or a furry question?

[emily ʚଓ @promptprincess]

are you a dog person or a cat person

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@qhc8821 that’s the third dinosaur tiramisu i’ve see on this app 😮‍💨

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imagine getting your bank account locked because you shitposted too close to the sun 😮‍💨

[NIK @ns123abc]

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@ender65407 because JD Vance almost became a target at the event 🌝

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Bob the Built.

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@ender65407 thank god 😮‍💨

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@boneGPT Tesla Model B when?