Christa Curtis

My life is as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

[gabe itches @jtuckpear]

Why am I just now becoming depressed? I literally used to be 5 foot zero (0) inches at the ripe age of 17 attending a public school, if there ever was a time to cry in the shower, it was then.

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

@jtuckpear BABY TUCK 😍😂

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

It’s a happy day because it’s my best friends BIRTHDAY!! I’ve been gone for 18 months, and so for everyday she has kept our snap streak going & she saved important days that WHOLE TIME!! So glad you busted outta the womb 21 years ago ❤️ @ElliBrunkhorst

[lemonlime @emmeline77]

dating tip: take their phone and look at their alarms. If they have some ranging from 3 pm-6 pm, they value a good nap, making them compatib

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

If your coworkers aren't some of your bestfriends I feel sorry for you

[bailey @baileysteinm]

if the Jonas Brothers dont release their 7th Album in the Year 3000 i will call my great-great-great granddaughter & we will revolt

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

@rachelbevans_ Thank you Rach ❤️ no cake, but even better, WATERMELON 😋

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

@borgsta1 Oh my goodness 😂😂 this picture will never not make me laugh! & thank you so much girl!! Love ya ❤️

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

I told my sister I needed to give her back her cord (phone charger) and she said MY UMBILICAL CORD??

Why was that her first thought...

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

@emmeline77 Do you mean blessed??

[BYU @BYU]

#NationalBestFriendsDay
@byuhawaii @byuidaho

[Ellison Brunkhorst @ElliBrunkhorst]

@Curtis_Christa The real money is in crickets

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

Drugged up Christa wants to be an ant farmer, just to let you know 😂

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

@PennaJatten correction, a bunch of 14 year old pioneers!!

[Cassidy @CassidyyyNicole]

Do more things that make you forget to check your phone

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

My sister has been to 6 countries in the past month, but I've seen 6 seasons of the Office in that time. So who is the real
winner? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Christa Curtis @Curtis_Christa]

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @EastonShaum (aka water bender/witch and pi genius) 🎉 Hope your day is better than the crossroads wifi 🙃