Curtis Bluntsman

everything is random & makes no sense for Curtis

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

What are you looking for?

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Currently taking a shit
but not giving a shit

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

I've never fucked

with the girls that I like

Saving that for my wife

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Act like everything is okay

Because it will be

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Who Curt is & Who Curt wants to be are both fighting each other.

While narrating himself in 3rd person.

& He is already an alter-ego

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

i keep watching this video over and over again and i laugh every single time https://t.co/I7GqqQBAdB

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Rolie Polie

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Pizza https://t.co/tFAM7S8VsP

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

I Don't care care about you, because I did

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Type of guy I aspire to be

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Phone batteries are starting to last longer than relationships

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Finding out that time is relative

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

"Twin tower living big booty bitch dick all in her throat
White bitch gon' fuck gang prolly cause she all off the coke"

-Buzz Aldrin

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Always stay strapped

[Curtis Bluntsman @CurtisBluntsman]

Only Shia can pull this off

[Sarah Jo Skelton @sarahjoskelton]

Me. Totally me. Not even sorry about it.