Curtis E Bear

The Courtesy Bear!

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@ellymelly @rowandean I just saw you when trying to flick past Sky After Dark (and not doing a good job)

I apologise, I didn’t realise you were differently abled and sandwich-affected.

I hope you find the help and diet that you need.

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@Porter_Anderson @kaitlancollins @juliettekayyem If only they’d closed the doors to outside.

Have a single door to outside and this could have been prevented.

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@fred_guttenberg @BradleyWhitford @tedcruz

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@BradleyWhitford @bradybuzz https://t.co/7zbpCGkbjV

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@BradleyWhitford @bradybuzz https://t.co/Dpy8TnRHI9

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So… is it time for the federal ICAC and Murdoch Royal Commission yet?

Asking on behalf of a people.

#KooyongVotes

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Dear @JoshFrydenberg,

Thanks for nothing.

Now show yourself out.

#KooyongVotes

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Dear @JoshFrydenberg,

Thank you.

Thank you for the daily campaign flyers that are surprisingly sturdy, and great for cleaning up cat diarrhoea.

Thank you for never actually turning up to your electorate, and saving me the effort of saying “I loathe you”.

#KooyongVotes

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Dear @JoshFrydenberg,

Thank you for demonstrating the need for a federal ICAC.

And thanks in advance for the starring role you’re sure to play once it’s up and running.

#KooyongVotes

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@lenoretaylor @GuardianAus

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@shaunmicallef

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@ranahuss @Raf_Epstein It’s not even slightly dumb! Enjoy ☺️

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Dear @UnitedAusParty,

You might want to have fewer people at polling places. I can only tell so many of them to go fuck themselves.

But giving out tin foil hats is a nice brand marketing move, well played.

#kooyongvotes

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@mayemusk If you’re not understanding how democracy works, that’s pretty well in-line with your accused sex-offender son’s new political position!

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I’ve lived in Kooyong for 16+ years and I’ve never seen Josh Frydenberg around the place. Not once.

But I HAVE seen him on TV talking trash about Victorians, and I’ve seen all the reports about how much he (and his cronies) have rorted Australians again and again

#kooyongvotes

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@gtconway3d Am I right in assuming that your issue is with the way the decision has become a litmus test, and therefore utterly divisive?

If your opinion is about the function of the decision as opposed to the decision itself, that’s probably worth sharing.